My stupidity goes a long way. And others? further.

[Blargh]

In a rare instance of acknowledgement, one for you, Gore -

Stop breathing.

Do this every day.

[Dogmeatlives]

call him every day and say " A MOOKA LACKA CHICKA A MAMMA WANNA LAY ME , PASS THE CHEESE SAUSE AND THA GRAVY!" then scream

"CABOOKY JOY JOY RANCHERO LOVE"


then hang up.


do this every day.

That just might work...

[baby arm]

So anyway, a few days passes and the ADD-guy wants her to be his girlfriend. He wants pictures, wants to see her on webcam, and such.
Later on he asks for nudes.

She refuses all of it.

How is it that tubgirl didn't enter the equation at this point?

[Koki]

My apologies for the long story. If you cba to read it, you're not missing out on much.

k bye

[Thor Kaufman]

PIZZA TIME

[VasikkA]

I blame WoW for corrupting Smiley into taking social dilemmas seriously.

[Megatron]

basically smileys ex talked to some dude on msn then the phone where he asked for nudes. then he got mad and threatened her, so smiley got involved and bla bla bla, threats to smiley etc.

It is all a big con for your ex to get closer to you, lol.

[cazsim83]

I just ate a can of beans that had 1200 calories. I am turning into a fat piece of shit. Tell him he can have nudes of me.

[Smiley]

First of all: mate, your English is better than to stoop so low as to call BT and Ekstra Bladet "national newspapers"

I meant they're distributed across the country. Or that's my guess anyway, I don't read papers, or tabloids regularly.
(except a few weeks ago, when they did a story on my family, after the crown-prince pair had been on a luxury cruise.)

Your ex is not an idiot, and I recent anyone making fun of this and her because of it

Maybe not an idiot, but she's naive to the point where you have to wonder..

Granted, her not seeing that it was a scam doesn't speak well for her level of intelligence, but please don't look down on her for panicking and contacting someone she trusts.

I'm not. It was a good call to contact me.

Believe me, the situation renders you more helpless than you would think.

I agree, once you're convinced that what's being sent on the phone is true, it's hard to believe otherwise.
Why she stayed convinced after the moron gave himself away, and why she was afraid for her own life when her number is in no way associated with her current address or hometown, beats me.

Therefore, you are in no way an idiot. You should never think you were an idiot because you took the time to calm her down and help her - never. In fact, you showed strength and awareness and a great persona to actually take this on yourself and calling the guy out, with the following hassel of "omg mofo, I'magonnakillyounow!" falling on you instead. I can only applaud that you helped her and called her out, even if you yourself think that it's stupid.

I'm a fool for helping her the way I did.
She practically got told everything was alright, it wasn't completely her fault, and she wasn't completely naive.
I'll bet you in 2 months she'll end up doing something equally stupid.

The other thing is, that I don't owe her shit.
But this you probably didn't know, the reason we broke off was because she cheated on me.
Very ironic considering that she was cheated on, before our relationship.
And she proceeded to keep contact to this guy after we resolved it and started over. By mistake I saw she received a message from him, on her phone, and that spurred things over to me being the complete control freak, when I asked her politely about it. (and there is nothing behind that accusation, I have been patient for 3 years about *everything*)

Doing death threats when you've been called on them is downright dumb - had he had any style, flair, or feel for his own 'game', he'd have said "fair enough, sorry to bother you" and went on to his next naive young woman.

Exactly. I never would have bothered him or gone to the cops with it, had he played it a bit cool.

I blame WoW for corrupting Smiley into taking social dilemmas seriously.

I take death threats seriously. The rest of it was completely pointless.
I've taken measures to lower drama in the guild.

It is all a big con for your ex to get closer to you, lol.

I was thinking about this afterwards, I could easily have staged it.
However, I'm not interested in her, neither physically nor romantically.


Giving his phonenumber to anyone would hurt the case against him unfortunately.. But afterwards..

I spoke to one of my warehouse buddies about this today(at my nieces 2 year birthday no less), and he said he could find some guys I could pay to scare the living shit out of the bastard.
Massive property damage and some scars for life..
This makes me wish I hadn't involved the police.

[popscythe]

dude. Dude.

Dude.


Just chill. It's awwwwwwwwwwrite. Seriously, keep telling your vaginamancer that you are working on it, and don't do anything. Not a big deal.

[ixg]

someone tell me what its about cuz i didn't read it

[baby arm]

[Goretheglowingone]

In a rare instance of acknowledgement, one for you, Gore -

Stop breathing.

Do this every day.

you know your my hero right?

[ixg]

is that the lady of the lake

[thoth43]

You should fight weirdo fire with weirdo fire homie! All you gotta do is find a picture of a big naked black man, cum on it, then send it to this guy with the message "sniff sniff" on the envelope. If that doesn't get rid of him then... I guess he'll take you up on it and your mouth will be like this:

Good luck.