Women/Girls as main chars in games

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:29 am

Well if you think about it, its rare for any purposily ugly people in video games period. They're all generally good looking, thin, or if not, are often done that way for comic effect, however generally no main character is physically unattractive.

DaC-Sniper · Post by **DaC-Sniper** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:59 am

Shit, just came to think of it, aren`t there many women in the Fallout 3 dev team? Oh teh horror, i can`t wait to see all those tiny unnecesary details and the general soft look of the game, i won`t even touch it, i don`t even bother to touch Assasin`s Creed. (Lovestories in both of those faget games, and Fallout 3 pussy dialogue). They wanna make a nigga look weak, fuck that.

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:47 pm

Dang. Assassin's Creed looks awesome. Apparently you've been keeping up on the press releases more than I have. It's too bad, it looked like it was based on a medieval version of the Hitman series, which I love.

DaC-Sniper · Post by **DaC-Sniper** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:54 pm

I`m more surprised that the main character has no tits. Don`t even wanna start to talk about the "kick man in the balls" - animation, at least girls will have their fun with horse riding.

catmeat · Post by **catmeat** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:19 am

edit: faaaak off

DaC-Sniper · Post by **DaC-Sniper** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:01 pm

Even with a vagina

pics.

popscythe · Post by **popscythe** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:56 pm

catmeat wrote:If there's an option to play as a female character in a game, I will. I did for F01, 2, Tactics, VtM:Bloodlines, Arcanum, Tenchu, Tonyhawkunderground, or any RPG or action game. If I like the game enough for another playthrough, I'll use a male character. If the female character sucks ass statistically over the male option, I'll pick the male. Fighting games don't count, I'll take whoever's badass. Guitar Hero, no I'll take the rockabilly dude with a Gibson Les Paul. (Classics like Fallout have been done thoroughly in all positions, of course, with both sexes, a bajillion times..)

Even with a vagina, none of the games on DS appeal to me. Pokemon and puzzle games induce vomit. Running around collecting shit and solving puzzles are on my shitlist. So are MMORPGs and The Sims.

Female game journalists? The only print mag I get is Game Informer and I don't see any. I've watched G4 and got the distinct impression most if not all the women on there are posers. (As well as many of the men.)

Would you kindly stop posting?

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:29 pm

Speaking of girls... were there any games featuring Antonio Banderas?

Goretheglowingone · Post by **Goretheglowingone** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:09 am

Rex nebular and the cosmic gender bender was the first game i played that had a nude chick on it and there was boob animation to.. for with it was Rex nebular was a pretty kick ass game, and you got laid in it a couple of times and you could step into the COSMIC GENDER BENDER and turn into a fem and play REX as a female. it was uber weird
but interesting.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:20 am

Dreadnought wrote:Speaking of girls... were there any games featuring Antonio Banderas?

Shrek?

catmeat · Post by **catmeat** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:21 am

Would you kindly stop posting?

why

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:33 am

this game looks terrible, WET

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:28 am

Dreadnought wrote:Speaking of girls... were there any games featuring Antonio Banderas?

I wish there were no movies featuring Antonio Banderas.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:50 am

Killzig wrote:this game looks terrible, WET

Holy fuck, I first thought it looked like Fallout 3.

Goretheglowingone wrote:Rex nebular and the cosmic gender bender was the first game i played that had a nude chick on it and there was boob animation to.. for with it was Rex nebular was a pretty kick ass game, and you got laid in it a couple of times and you could step into the COSMIC GENDER BENDER and turn into a fem and play REX as a female. it was uber weird
but interesting.

I have/had that game somewhere but never got around to play it. It's one of those games I'll play if I ever end up in a remote tropical island with a computer and a generator. Getting laid in video games has been quite traumatic for me, ever since I was jailed in Ultima 7.

DaC-Sniper · Post by **DaC-Sniper** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:57 am

catmeat wrote:
Would you kindly stop posting?
why

there`s no need to listen to such internet scum.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:09 am

cazsim83 wrote:
Dreadnought wrote:Speaking of girls... were there any games featuring Antonio Banderas?
I wish there were no movies featuring Antonio Banderas.

I like him in Tarantino and Rodriguez movies.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:45 am

Assassins is quite an awesome film

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:30 am

Edward_R_Murrow wrote:Has there ever been a flat-chested female main character in a video-game? Or do 44Ds just totally lend themselves to kicking ass?

I bet in Japan there are games where you play lolis doing groceries or something.

As for Assasin's Creed, that chick is only PR, I don't know about any women actually working on the game.

I am desperately trying to think of examples of women as mains portrayed realistically, but I'm drawing a blank.

And what's with all these SDFs?

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:58 pm

According to my reality perception the chicks in the games look slightly less attractive than the chicks around me. But I have the rare ability to blend ugly people out. I recommend learning this ability. Makes life so beautiful...

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:14 pm

Koki wrote:
Edward_R_Murrow wrote:Has there ever been a flat-chested female main character in a video-game? Or do 44Ds just totally lend themselves to kicking ass?
I bet in Japan there are games where you play lolis doing groceries or something.

And what's with all these SDFs?

Japanese games can be really effing weird. WTF is wrong with those people?

The SDFs are here because you regulars are failing to repel them with your wit and goatse. Look at me - I'm still here. Fail one and all.