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Shut the fuck up. I'm offended by you, cunt.
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popscythe wrote:Not only does this thread fucking suck, but I'm astounded that someone actually came onto DAC to bitch about how they're so fucking stupid that they find the d&d rules to be "overly complicated" and require "knowledge of the rules" to play.

It fucking tells you how to play you asshat, it's no more complex than checkers, and checkers doesn't usually have a motherfucking detailed instruction set with it, someone has to teach you to play.

Goddamnit I hate the internet. That's what I hate. I hate the ability for fucking stupid people to post fucking stupid things without the fucking beautiful consequences.

I want to stick you in a goddamn Sander Cohen statue, you idiot.
You know you could just say "This thread is fucking gay" or any other one-liner, but you always have to try and sound big by ranting for two hours, you moron
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Koki wrote:
popscythe wrote:Not only does this thread fucking suck, but I'm astounded that someone actually came onto DAC to bitch about how they're so fucking stupid that they find the d&d rules to be "overly complicated" and require "knowledge of the rules" to play.

It fucking tells you how to play you asshat, it's no more complex than checkers, and checkers doesn't usually have a motherfucking detailed instruction set with it, someone has to teach you to play.

Goddamnit I hate the internet. That's what I hate. I hate the ability for fucking stupid people to post fucking stupid things without the fucking beautiful consequences.

I want to stick you in a goddamn Sander Cohen statue, you idiot.
You know you could just say "This thread is fucking gay" or any other one-liner, but you always have to try and sound big by ranting for two hours, you moron
Fuck that guy, just another buck-toothed squirm.
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..stop posting in 4 year old threads.
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no u
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D&D does suck, though some of the setting material (Planescape, Eberron) is pretty cool. I think I'll be selling a lot of my books now that I don't play anymore. I'll sell them to czarsim (sp?).
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cazsim, catsim, czarsim (really cool btw) doesn't matter - it's all one hella sexy beast named me of course.

I forgot what this thread was about. Oh well...SUBMIT.

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Koki wrote:try and sound big
Koki wrote:try and sound big
Koki wrote:try and sound big
Koki wrote:try and sound big
Koki wrote:try and sound big
Koki wrote:try and sound big
Koki wrote:try and sound big
Koki wrote:try and sound big
Koki wrote:try and sound big
Koki wrote:try and sound big
Koki wrote:try and sound big
Koki wrote:try and sound big
Koki wrote:try and sound big
Koki wrote:try and sound big
What the fuck, asshat? Are you twelve? Want to discuss this further outside of school? Maybe over some ytmnd?

Try and sound big.
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oh noes pokemon avatar...
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lololol I didn't notice that before! major fail
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reidscones wrote:does no one here play hackmaster? it's almost a satire of AD&D but it's way more fun imo. lots of fun rules like alcohol tolerance and STD tables :D

:sumo: lol wut
i used to play that, actually
back in the days

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Key phrase:back in the days, reidscones is like 20.
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The setting for D&D is so played out it isn't even funny. Yes you could work out your own world, but it was so damn complicated it wasn't worth the effort. I always liked the White Wolf games myself. They were much more story driven. When I used to DM I'd piss off some of my more rules oriented players by just allowing things to happen without a roll if I resonably thought that the char. could pull it off and if it would help advance the story.
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Machiavelli wrote:fishnets and clove cigarettes
Fuck you.
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Post by Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD »

popscythe wrote:
Machiavelli wrote:fishnets and clove cigarettes
Fuck you.
Who in the fuck is this post digging whore?
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Machiavelli wrote:I always liked the White Wolf games myself. They were much more story driven. When I used to DM I'd piss off some of my more rules oriented players by just allowing things to happen without a roll if I resonably thought that the char. could pull it off and if it would help advance the story.
Indeed. White Wolf for teh win. And rules are for pussies. :drunk:

However, Black company d20 is also quite bearable and sometimes even fun.

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4th edition :dance:
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Hammer had it right on the first page.
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