Why I hate Dungeons and Dragons

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:23 am

Shut the fuck up. I'm offended by you, cunt.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:04 am

popscythe wrote:Not only does this thread fucking suck, but I'm astounded that someone actually came onto DAC to bitch about how they're so fucking stupid that they find the d&d rules to be "overly complicated" and require "knowledge of the rules" to play.

It fucking tells you how to play you asshat, it's no more complex than checkers, and checkers doesn't usually have a motherfucking detailed instruction set with it, someone has to teach you to play.

Goddamnit I hate the internet. That's what I hate. I hate the ability for fucking stupid people to post fucking stupid things without the fucking beautiful consequences.

I want to stick you in a goddamn Sander Cohen statue, you idiot.

You know you could just say "This thread is fucking gay" or any other one-liner, but you always have to try and sound big by ranting for two hours, you moron

TNP · Post by **TNP** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:44 am

Koki wrote:
popscythe wrote:Not only does this thread fucking suck, but I'm astounded that someone actually came onto DAC to bitch about how they're so fucking stupid that they find the d&d rules to be "overly complicated" and require "knowledge of the rules" to play.

It fucking tells you how to play you asshat, it's no more complex than checkers, and checkers doesn't usually have a motherfucking detailed instruction set with it, someone has to teach you to play.

Goddamnit I hate the internet. That's what I hate. I hate the ability for fucking stupid people to post fucking stupid things without the fucking beautiful consequences.

I want to stick you in a goddamn Sander Cohen statue, you idiot.
You know you could just say "This thread is fucking gay" or any other one-liner, but you always have to try and sound big by ranting for two hours, you moron

Fuck that guy, just another buck-toothed squirm.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:53 am

..stop posting in 4 year old threads.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:27 pm

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:35 pm

Forum necromancy and strange animals.

Mechanurgist · Post by **Mechanurgist** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:03 am

D&D does suck, though some of the setting material (Planescape, Eberron) is pretty cool. I think I'll be selling a lot of my books now that I don't play anymore. I'll sell them to czarsim (sp?).

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 6:34 am

cazsim, catsim, czarsim (really cool btw) doesn't matter - it's all one hella sexy beast named me of course.

I forgot what this thread was about. Oh well...SUBMIT.

+1

popscythe · Post by **popscythe** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:12 am

Koki wrote:try and sound big

What the fuck, asshat? Are you twelve? Want to discuss this further outside of school? Maybe over some ytmnd?

Try and sound big.

reidscones · Post by **reidscones** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:54 pm

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:00 am

oh noes pokemon avatar...

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:29 am

lololol I didn't notice that before! major fail

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:09 am

reidscones wrote:does no one here play hackmaster? it's almost a satire of AD&D but it's way more fun imo. lots of fun rules like alcohol tolerance and STD tables

lol wut

i used to play that, actually
back in the days

edit: thanx for the poorly ripped boc discography, mang

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:10 am

Key phrase:back in the days, reidscones is like 20.

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:03 am

The setting for D&D is so played out it isn't even funny. Yes you could work out your own world, but it was so damn complicated it wasn't worth the effort. I always liked the White Wolf games myself. They were much more story driven. When I used to DM I'd piss off some of my more rules oriented players by just allowing things to happen without a roll if I resonably thought that the char. could pull it off and if it would help advance the story.

popscythe · Post by **popscythe** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:22 am

Machiavelli wrote:fishnets and clove cigarettes

Fuck you.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:24 am

popscythe wrote:
Machiavelli wrote:fishnets and clove cigarettes
Fuck you.

Who in the fuck is this post digging whore?

edhead · Post by **edhead** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:36 am

Machiavelli wrote:I always liked the White Wolf games myself. They were much more story driven. When I used to DM I'd piss off some of my more rules oriented players by just allowing things to happen without a roll if I resonably thought that the char. could pull it off and if it would help advance the story.

Indeed. White Wolf for teh win. And rules are for pussies.

However, Black company d20 is also quite bearable and sometimes even fun.

EDIT: typo

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:54 am

4th edition

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:42 am

Hammer had it right on the first page.