Subhuman's advice corner (featuring Tingel Tangel on drums)

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:51 pm

Human a la Dreadnought

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A human (preferably a child, they taste better and it's more fun killing them because they're obnoxious)

Lemon

Salt

Water

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Cut the human's skin while it is alive and flay it.

Rub salt and lemonjuice on the meat.

Wait till the seasoning works it's way all into the meat.

Eat the meat off the still living human.

Wash yourself with the water.

cdoublejj · Post by **cdoublejj** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:12 pm

Dreadnought wrote:Human a la Dreadnought
(preferably a child, they taste better and it's more fun killing them because they're obnoxious)

hhhhmmm for some reason I can't help but think about the little obnoxious turds in a small town next to a vault.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:10 pm

Here's a tasty recipe:

Dreadnought + admin panel + ban user

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:48 pm

cazsim83 wrote:
jetbaby wrote:
Tingel Tangel wrote:I know, I'm such a cunt. I have another forum -and- a life. Fucking hell, I don't even deserve to be a member here.
Bitch.
fixed.

Don't pretend to understand, ninny.

Tingel Tangel wrote:I have another forum

WHORE.

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:50 pm

jetbaby wrote:
Tingel Tangel wrote:I have another forum

WHORE.

You make my funny place tinkle when you speak to me like that.

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:50 pm

Motion to ban Tingel Tangel for using another forum...

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:52 pm

Yes, ban her. She's such a bitch.

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:53 pm

Motion seconded, now all we need are some admins...

Oh well.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:31 pm

I have a problem. I can't seem to let go of my dead wife. In a way, our relationship never got the closure that it deserved, and so it never really ended. It was all over so fast, the event went by rather like it never happened. I can honestly say that some days I wake up, thinking "Why is she up? Where has she gone?" before I remember that she's gone for good.

I've tried going out and seeing other people, but it all seems so casual and pointless, so that I always go back to being alone with my memories. I can only assume that it's a question of time, rather than strategy, to carry on living a normal life, but I'm also getting more and more concerned that by behaving like I do, I'm building up a fort around my heart, and that, when the time comes, the walls will be far to thick to tear down and I'll miss my shot.

What helpful advice would you give to one such as I?

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:23 am

VasikkA wrote:Here's a tasty recipe:

Dreadnought + admin panel + ban user

Ban your fucking whoremother, bitch!

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:38 pm

Tingel Tangel wrote:
jetbaby wrote:
Tingel Tangel wrote:I have another forum

WHORE.
You make my funny place tinkle when you speak to me like that.

That's kind of hot. Forgiveness is given. As long as you give up the other forum and accept the raging hate-that-is-love relationship that DAC offers to you

. If not, Susan will be by shortly to end your life.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:55 pm

The prospect of getting cyber-pussy apparently is enough for jetbaby to lay down arms.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:36 pm

Yeah, I've always found jetbaby to be quite the cyber-pussy. :mrrawwrr: :scratch:

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:59 pm

i have just realized that smell in my room is cat piss. but i have no cat. mystery eh

Nameless_One · Post by **Nameless_One** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:37 pm

you just realized that by quessing or did you see the piss? Hmm,maybe it was Cazsim`s doing after all...

sarge112 · Post by **sarge112** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:44 pm

Yeah, it probably was

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 4:43 pm

Megatron wrote:i have just realized that smell in my room is cat piss. but i have no cat. mystery eh

Revenge of the

?

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:05 pm

Nameless_One wrote:,maybe it was Cazsim`s doing after all...

You have no right to speak. When I want your thoughts, I will cut open your brain and find them. STFU.

Nameless_One · Post by **Nameless_One** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:31 pm

cazsim83 wrote:
Nameless_One wrote:,maybe it was Cazsim`s doing after all...
You have no right to speak. When I want your thoughts, I will cut open your brain and find them. STFU.

Oh,you mean it`s your shit huh!

Where did you get this kinda 'rights' while speaking with me you little pussy? I didn`t reveal 'my thoughts' about you until now but this doesn`t means that you can mess with me easily.You can only 'cut open' my pants and find 'them' with a 'brain' like you got.
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LOOK CAZSIM, these are just for making some fun in the stage which we are currently playing.This includes my answer to you which is just upside.If you analyse my past posts you can easily see I got nothing with none of you.If you want you can play on but I think things must remain with their taste.

See you later

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:38 pm

Let's better discuss why INGEN didn't clone Hitler instead of Dinosaurs.