Whats your fav. snack?

TheCynic · Post by **TheCynic** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:33 am

DACers,where did you find this glittering gem of stupidity, and more importantly, why is he here.

Edward_R_Murrow · Post by **Edward_R_Murrow** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:08 am

In before someone says black cock. Oh wait....

Strider · Post by **Strider** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:13 am

...Jew by Jew by jew...

Nameless_One · Post by **Nameless_One** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:45 pm

Dreadnought wrote:If I indented to be funny I'd tell people jokes.

Ok here's a joke:

Masochist: "Torture me!"

Sadist: "No..."

''No...'' ; why,because he`s messing with a masochist and normally he wants that torture, it`s willingly.It`s sad that sado guy can`t get some fun over this...

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 4:48 pm

TheCynic wrote:DACers,where did you find this glittering gem of stupidity, and more importantly, why is he here.

Dude this post stigmatized you forever. Even cazsim is more worth than you, yet still worthless. You will die.

Nameless_One · Post by **Nameless_One** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:50 pm

Nameless_One · Post by **Nameless_One** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:52 pm

sarge112 wrote:the sadist inflicts pain unto the masochist by NOT torturing him, irony

Yep,this is the other side of the jokebook

Goretheglowingone · Post by **Goretheglowingone** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 5:18 am

quickly now, if a Jew and a lawyer where drowning and you could only save one,
what would you do first? read a news paper
or go to lunch?

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:00 am

Goretheglowingone wrote:quickly now, if a Jew and a lawyer where drowning and you could only save one,
what would you do first? read a news paper
or go to lunch?

I'd throw them a line.

power line

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:02 pm

Zing!

Goretheglowingone · Post by **Goretheglowingone** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:17 pm

annnnnd now.. this is the jokes thread... witch will only live for about a week then will slowly go down the list and disappear forever

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:07 pm

I'd snort a line

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:52 pm

Thor Kaufman wrote:I'd snort a line

A power line!!!

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:25 am

You're lying.

Power lying! :shitjoke:

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:57 pm

Fried spam is a pretty good snack now that you mention it.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:38 pm

fruits & veggies - good snack

have you guys been getting your 5-10 servings a day? :kause4koncern:

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:40 pm

Atoga, quit being so responsible. It's not proper behavior for a DAC member.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:15 pm

whats a 5-10serving?
I usually eat little stuff like apples or bananas when the mood strikes me

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:18 pm

I fry up some chichen strips if the materials are available and the desire strikes me.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:10 am

atoga wrote:fruits & veggies - good snack

have you guys been getting your 5-10 servings a day? :kause4koncern:

5-10 servings?

nuh-uh!

I imagine that amount is calculated to create mass [of "healthy" things] to make you feel full so you will eat less of things that have lots of fat and salt.

I can't imagine you would really need anywhere near that amount.

Unless your digestive system switched to a lower efficiency level to compensate for being a member of a culture that has an overloaded diet.

Try shoving 5-10 servings a day/etc. down the throat of a healthy, non-malnourished person from a subsistence agriculture/non mass-consumer society.

That "recommended diet" would probably make that person sick, and fat.