I think I'm pregnant

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:08 pm

Do a gunslinger and shove a revolver up there...

Goretheglowingone · Post by **Goretheglowingone** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:07 am

well... get you a wire hanger , unbend it, leave a hook or a L shape at the end, hook the other hen to a electric drill, shove it up there untill you reach the baby, and pull the trigger, SLICE AND DICE!, then pull out
wire hanger, and push, drain baby chunks and uterus slices into cup,
put into blender with ice and vodka, blend for 13 seconds, and serve
in glaces with a festive tooth pick umbrella .

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:29 am

Goretheglowingone wrote:well... get you a wire hanger , unbend it, leave a hook or a L shape at the end, hook the other hen to a electric drill, shove it up there untill you reach the baby, and pull the trigger, SLICE AND DICE!, then pull out
wire hanger, and push, drain baby chunks and uterus slices into cup,
put into blender with ice and vodka, blend for 13 seconds, and serve
in glaces with a festive tooth pick umbrella .

Sounds awesome!

Caleb · Post by **Caleb** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:40 am

Anyone ever read Preacher...?(assuming yes)

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:18 am

MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING CHUNK OF PREDIGESTED CORN-FILLED SHIT INFESTED WITH MAGGOTS AND TURKEY T wrote:
Goretheglowingone wrote:well... get you a wire hanger , unbend it, leave a hook or a L shape at the end, hook the other hen to a electric drill, shove it up there untill you reach the baby, and pull the trigger, SLICE AND DICE!, then pull out
wire hanger, and push, drain baby chunks and uterus slices into cup,
put into blender with ice and vodka, blend for 13 seconds, and serve
in glaces with a festive tooth pick umbrella .

Sounds awesome!

Baby margaritas, at abortion clinics near you!

Goretheglowingone · Post by **Goretheglowingone** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:51 pm

VasikkA wrote:
MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING CHUNK OF PREDIGESTED CORN-FILLED SHIT INFESTED WITH MAGGOTS AND TURKEY T wrote:
Goretheglowingone wrote:well... get you a wire hanger , unbend it, leave a hook or a L shape at the end, hook the other hen to a electric drill, shove it up there untill you reach the baby, and pull the trigger, SLICE AND DICE!, then pull out
wire hanger, and push, drain baby chunks and uterus slices into cup,
put into blender with ice and vodka, blend for 13 seconds, and serve
in glaces with a festive tooth pick umbrella .

Sounds awesome!
Baby margaritas, at abortion clinics near you!

and daiquiris to

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:45 am

Caleb wrote:Anyone ever read Preacher...?(assuming yes)

Fuck me hard and call me Eva!

Caleb · Post by **Caleb** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:32 am

Redeye wrote:
Caleb wrote:Anyone ever read Preacher...?(assuming yes)

Fuck me hard and call me Eva!

HA! OH GOD! i've only had the chance to grab the first issue! so THATS where thats from!

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:23 pm

jetbaby wrote:DAC WHAT DO I DO

WHERE IS FEELINGS ONLINE

you can always pm me

sarge112 · Post by **sarge112** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:45 pm

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:45 am

Nice picture of a prototype laser which didn't work properly.

sarge112 · Post by **sarge112** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:30 am

Really?

Shit

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:56 pm

S4ur0n27 wrote:you can always pm me

SUSAN! MY LIFE! MY LOVE! Where have you been? You left me alone with these wicked and foul demons of the dack

So are you going to help me raise our child or what?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:16 am

jetbaby wrote:
S4ur0n27 wrote:you can always pm me

SUSAN! MY LIFE! MY LOVE! Where have you been? You left me alone with these wicked and foul demons of the dack So are you going to help me raise our child or what?

of course i will, only i didn't know you were pregnant

what's with those secrets?

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 5:32 pm

Well if you'd spend more time in my bed and less with those floozies of yours you'd have noticed by now. I'm glad to see you're back, spamming the shit out of this place and toting the old school avatar at that.

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