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Die Hard 4.0
Why do they make crap like this? Or action movies, for that matter. Is Bruce Willis knee deep in debt or what? Let's start with the bads:
The script is written by a 12-year old who thought it'd be cool with cyberterrorists taking over the entire communications, security and electric systems of the US of A. The antagonists were like from a bad Bond movie; the main badass was some ex-Government computer security wizard who, for some reason, was completely dependent of his incompetent nerd assistant. There was also a kung-fu chick and French assassins(who failed, obviously).
Bruce Willis was no better. Accompanied by an annoying hacker kid he drove a car through a power station and got involved in awkward hollywood dialogue. He clearly didn't make any stunts and every movement he made screamed of 'I'm too old for this shit'.
I could mention several implausibilities like viruses that make computers explode like they got several kilos of TNT inside them, a terrorist helicopter chasing a car in middle of Washington fucking DC, cheap sets with flashing buttons à la Star Trek and a completely clueless FBI, but I wont.
I didn't see a single bystander or pedestrian during the last hour of the film; it seems they couldn't afford any extras or they were too ashamed to get caught on tape.
As for the pro(s), I thought it was pretty cool when McClane(Willis) shot through his own body to hit the bad guy behind him; too bad he missed his own artery.
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Why do they make crap like this? Or action movies, for that matter. Is Bruce Willis knee deep in debt or what? Let's start with the bads:
The script is written by a 12-year old who thought it'd be cool with cyberterrorists taking over the entire communications, security and electric systems of the US of A. The antagonists were like from a bad Bond movie; the main badass was some ex-Government computer security wizard who, for some reason, was completely dependent of his incompetent nerd assistant. There was also a kung-fu chick and French assassins(who failed, obviously).
Bruce Willis was no better. Accompanied by an annoying hacker kid he drove a car through a power station and got involved in awkward hollywood dialogue. He clearly didn't make any stunts and every movement he made screamed of 'I'm too old for this shit'.
I could mention several implausibilities like viruses that make computers explode like they got several kilos of TNT inside them, a terrorist helicopter chasing a car in middle of Washington fucking DC, cheap sets with flashing buttons à la Star Trek and a completely clueless FBI, but I wont.
I didn't see a single bystander or pedestrian during the last hour of the film; it seems they couldn't afford any extras or they were too ashamed to get caught on tape.
As for the pro(s), I thought it was pretty cool when McClane(Willis) shot through his own body to hit the bad guy behind him; too bad he missed his own artery.
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Yeah, he was in sort of a dead-end situation there. And he had like 12 bullet holes already so what difference does it make?Dreadnought wrote:Unless you're Connor McLeod it's definitely moronic to do something like that. Or was it like "old man dies, young girl lives... fair trade"-ish?VasikkA wrote:shot through his own body to hit the bad guy behind him
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