Ink. You got? Show me.

Caleb · Post by **Caleb** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:49 am

I'm sure you enjoy barium enemas as well.

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:52 am

Dreadnought wrote:Someone had to fend me off once, and the only weapon around was a pen. I broke the persons hand after that.
Anyway, I forgot to clean my wounds, thus some of the ink stayed inside me.

...and then you derailed a train with your penis.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:28 am

Caleb wrote:I'm sure you enjoy barium enemas as well.

Hawt! 5 liters straight away!

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:05 am

Aonaran wrote:Tattooed chicks are hot, fuck all of you guys. And yes, it is a sign of promiscuity, fucking puritans.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:35 am

Bad Doctor wrote:penis.

Well, I recall it being theoretically possible to derail a train with a coin . . .

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:29 am

Tingel Tangel wrote:a yin/yang symbol on her left angle - which is my design, actually

Whoa, I thought it was some Chinese shit. Learn something new...

raped by a rabbi wrote:Someone had to fend me off once, and the only weapon around was a pen. I broke the persons hand after that.

Haha, thank you.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:27 am

VasikkA wrote:
Tingel Tangel wrote:a yin/yang symbol on her left angle - which is my design, actually
Whoa, I thought it was some Chinese shit. Learn something new...

raped by a rabbi wrote:Someone had to fend me off once, and the only weapon around was a pen. I broke the persons hand after that.
Haha, thank you.

I never even talked to a rabbi in my life before. But if you want I can break something in your body too.

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:01 am

Blargh wrote:bad doctor

Senior Blargh, your recall is impeccable.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:23 pm

I'll admit to employing a tautology (and being slightly biased). But that's all.

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:19 pm

Caleb wrote:I'm sure you enjoy barium enemas as well.

Mmmmmmmmmm...barium.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:54 pm

i'd never get a tattoo because i'm a pussy, but if i did it would be something halfway original like a dragon-riding dalai lama fighting hitler and his armies, rather than the japanese symbol for "peace". tattoos of crosses and eagles and things about your heritage and all that are about as who-cares as you can get, & they've become ubiquitous enough to look like logos - why not get the nike swoosh on your calf while you're at it?

tattoos on girls have got to go, too. fortunately they serve as a warning that the person you are dealing with is probably on the vacuous side (not in tingel's case, of course ^__^)

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:08 pm

I have an ACAB tattoo on my forehead entwined with a swastika to show how rebellish I am. Heil Hitler.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:14 pm

I am basically a walking ad for pork

my body is covered with pork tattoos

they call me porky

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:20 pm

Thor Kaufman wrote:I have an ACAB tattoo on my forehead entwined with a swastika to show how rebellish I am. Heil Hitler.

always carry a bible? heil hitler indeed

:dadaist provokations:

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:13 pm

You should get a manji :banworthy:

Caleb · Post by **Caleb** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:24 pm

Blargh wrote:I'll admit to employing a tautology (and being slightly biased). But that's all.

a failing tautology...a self contradiction! or simply still a consistent statement?

and atoga - the cross has to do w/ personal things, less religious. anything i get will be fairly personal, because i can.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:21 am

I'm thinking of getting a Wolfsangel tattoo right across my right eyesocket, so that I look like a supervillain; probably a donnerkeil one. What do you think? Yay or Nay?

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:34 am

my girl got tiny little wings tattooed onto the outside of each ankle because shes a runner. also on the left side of her belly just below the ribcage she has the silhouette of new jersey. kinda gay

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:00 am

johnnygothisgun wrote:She has the silhouette of new jersey. kinda gay

This six foot one blonde volleyball valkyrie I use in some of my videos has a tattoo of Texas above her ass. Kinda hawt, yo.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:43 am

21th Century Egregious Man wrote:simply

No.

Also, I once knew a nation with a tattoo of a vapid tart across it. Helicopter required.