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1. "Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker."
2. "You ready to be fucked, man? I see you roll your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up."
3. "Fuck you, fuckball."
4. "Turn on the light , you fucking dyke."
5. "Now go get your fucking shine box."
6. "Her pussy gets so wet."
7. "She says, 'What's wrong with you...You're fucking just like a Chinaman!'"
8. "Get your ass to Mars."
9. "I'll put your wife out on the street to get fucked in the ass by swell guy and Puerto Ricans."
10. "I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning, Ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see. If you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do."
11. "If Butch goes to Indo-China, I want a nigga waiting in a bowl of rice to bust a cap in his ass."
12. "Not your type? Man, I'm Big Dick Blaque. I've worked with all the great ones...Johnny Wad, John Holmes. Not your type?"
13. "Is this an ultimatum? Answer me, you ball-busting, castrating son of a cunt bitch! Is this an ultimatum or not?"
14. "Do they pay you to screw that bear?"
15. "I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fucking with the best!"
16. "We act like we don't need the shit, they give us the shit for free."
17. "BOBBY: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
WAITRESS: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
BOBBY: I want you to hold it between your knees."
18. "Give me the keys, you fucking cocksucker."
19. "BART: What do you like to do?
WACO KID: Play chess. Screw.
BART: Let's play chess."
20. "INGA: He would have an enormous vanschtooker.
FREDERICK: Goes without saying."
21. "I hate to be the kind of nigga that does a nigga a favor and then immediately asks for a favor in return, but what can I say, I got to be that nigga."
22. "DORIS: With you, it's all nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm and orgasm.
HARRY: In France, I could run for office with that slogan and win."
23. "I was going to write an article entitled 'Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World,' but now I think I will call it, 'Michael Jackson May Be Sitting On Top of the World, But He's Not Sitting the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause They Ain't Got No Niggas There.'"
24. "Were you in the shit?"
25. "37...My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks."
26. "Your mother sucks cocks in Hell."
27. "This watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy, I don't give a shit. Good father, fuck you. Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here, close. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?"
28. "Texas? Holy shit, son, only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don't much look like cattle to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
29. "Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!"
30. "My name's Buck, and I'm here to fuck."
31. "When they find you, they'll go to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch."
32. "I'm gonna kill her with that gun. Did you ever see what a .44 Magnum pistol can do to a woman's face? I mean it will fuckin' destroy it. Just blow her right apart. That's what it will do to her face. Now, did you ever see what it can do to a woman's pussy? That you should see. That you should see; what a .44 Magnum's gonna do to a woman's pussy you should see. I know, I know you must think that I'm, you know, you must think I'm pretty sick or somethin', you know, you must think I'm pretty sick. Right? You must think I'm pretty sick? I'll betcha you really think I'm sick. You think I'm sick? You think I'm sick? You don't have to answer that. I'm payin' for the ride. You don't have to answer that."
33. "Forty-two percent of all liberals are queer. That's a fact. The Wallace people did a poll."
34. "He said, 'I can smell your cunt.'"
35. "This is a fuck!"
36. "Shut your fucking face, Unclefucker."
37. "Here's one, and this is just a two word review. 'Shit Sandwich.'"
38. "How exactly does one suck a fuck?"
39. "Pardon my French, Rooney, but you're an asshole!"
40. "Squeal like a pig!"
41. "Respect the cock."
42. "Who the fuck are you? I should remember you? What, you think you like me? You ain't like me motherfucker, you a punk. I've been with made people, connected people. Who've you been with? Chain snatching, jive-ass, maricon motherfuckers. Why don't you get out of here and go snatch a purse."
43. "Shit, this is too fuckin' big for you. Who did the president, who killed Kennedy? Fuck, man! It's a mystery! It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma!"
44. "Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
45. "Dominant male monkey motherfucker!"
46. "That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag."
47. "Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great, man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man. That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?"
48. "Listen to daddy. I want you to take the gun, and I want you to put it in your mouth, and I want you to turn around and blow your brains out. Blow your brains out!"
49. "Bob had bitch tits."
50. "Saigon. Shit."
51. "You're a woman of many parts, Pussy."
52. "Did you fuck my wife?"
53. [Okay, I had to copy this off of IMDB...It's too long and I don't have a copy of the movie on hand to consult.] "So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that swell guy gene."
54. "I want a place where I can get a shot and a beer. A steak. Not more fucking pancakes."
55. "I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy."
56. "All we got on this team are a buncha Jews, spics, swell guy, pansies, and a booger-eatin' moron!"
57. "She was beautiful; she was young; she was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world. And then Johnny Fontane comes along with his olive oil voice and guinea charm, and she runs off. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous! And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous!"
58. "Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters. Sell me your children."
59. "Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
60. "Look at them. Ordinary fucking people. I hate them."
61. "I know why. Because this guy is one macho motherfucker."
62. "Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it!"
63. "What are you lookin' at, butthead?"
64. "You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."
65. "You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded."
66. "HARRY CALLAHAN: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
MAYOR: Intent? How did you establish that?
HARRY CALLAHAN: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."
67. "I told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. 'We're all out of cornflakes. F.U.' It took me three hours to figure out F.U. meant Felix Unger."
68. "Isn't that just like a wop? Brings a knife to a gun fight."
69. "Tell your girlfriend to point her titties north and step on the gas!"
70. "The Church is a fucking racket. I know how they operate. I've been part of the racket since the first time some swell guy priest spilt water on my head."
Start guessing.
2. "You ready to be fucked, man? I see you roll your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up."
3. "Fuck you, fuckball."
4. "Turn on the light , you fucking dyke."
5. "Now go get your fucking shine box."
6. "Her pussy gets so wet."
7. "She says, 'What's wrong with you...You're fucking just like a Chinaman!'"
8. "Get your ass to Mars."
9. "I'll put your wife out on the street to get fucked in the ass by swell guy and Puerto Ricans."
10. "I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning, Ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see. If you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do."
11. "If Butch goes to Indo-China, I want a nigga waiting in a bowl of rice to bust a cap in his ass."
12. "Not your type? Man, I'm Big Dick Blaque. I've worked with all the great ones...Johnny Wad, John Holmes. Not your type?"
13. "Is this an ultimatum? Answer me, you ball-busting, castrating son of a cunt bitch! Is this an ultimatum or not?"
14. "Do they pay you to screw that bear?"
15. "I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fucking with the best!"
16. "We act like we don't need the shit, they give us the shit for free."
17. "BOBBY: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
WAITRESS: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
BOBBY: I want you to hold it between your knees."
18. "Give me the keys, you fucking cocksucker."
19. "BART: What do you like to do?
WACO KID: Play chess. Screw.
BART: Let's play chess."
20. "INGA: He would have an enormous vanschtooker.
FREDERICK: Goes without saying."
21. "I hate to be the kind of nigga that does a nigga a favor and then immediately asks for a favor in return, but what can I say, I got to be that nigga."
22. "DORIS: With you, it's all nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm and orgasm.
HARRY: In France, I could run for office with that slogan and win."
23. "I was going to write an article entitled 'Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World,' but now I think I will call it, 'Michael Jackson May Be Sitting On Top of the World, But He's Not Sitting the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause They Ain't Got No Niggas There.'"
24. "Were you in the shit?"
25. "37...My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks."
26. "Your mother sucks cocks in Hell."
27. "This watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy, I don't give a shit. Good father, fuck you. Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here, close. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?"
28. "Texas? Holy shit, son, only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don't much look like cattle to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
29. "Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!"
30. "My name's Buck, and I'm here to fuck."
31. "When they find you, they'll go to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch."
32. "I'm gonna kill her with that gun. Did you ever see what a .44 Magnum pistol can do to a woman's face? I mean it will fuckin' destroy it. Just blow her right apart. That's what it will do to her face. Now, did you ever see what it can do to a woman's pussy? That you should see. That you should see; what a .44 Magnum's gonna do to a woman's pussy you should see. I know, I know you must think that I'm, you know, you must think I'm pretty sick or somethin', you know, you must think I'm pretty sick. Right? You must think I'm pretty sick? I'll betcha you really think I'm sick. You think I'm sick? You think I'm sick? You don't have to answer that. I'm payin' for the ride. You don't have to answer that."
33. "Forty-two percent of all liberals are queer. That's a fact. The Wallace people did a poll."
34. "He said, 'I can smell your cunt.'"
35. "This is a fuck!"
36. "Shut your fucking face, Unclefucker."
37. "Here's one, and this is just a two word review. 'Shit Sandwich.'"
38. "How exactly does one suck a fuck?"
39. "Pardon my French, Rooney, but you're an asshole!"
40. "Squeal like a pig!"
41. "Respect the cock."
42. "Who the fuck are you? I should remember you? What, you think you like me? You ain't like me motherfucker, you a punk. I've been with made people, connected people. Who've you been with? Chain snatching, jive-ass, maricon motherfuckers. Why don't you get out of here and go snatch a purse."
43. "Shit, this is too fuckin' big for you. Who did the president, who killed Kennedy? Fuck, man! It's a mystery! It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma!"
44. "Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
45. "Dominant male monkey motherfucker!"
46. "That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag."
47. "Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great, man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man. That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?"
48. "Listen to daddy. I want you to take the gun, and I want you to put it in your mouth, and I want you to turn around and blow your brains out. Blow your brains out!"
49. "Bob had bitch tits."
50. "Saigon. Shit."
51. "You're a woman of many parts, Pussy."
52. "Did you fuck my wife?"
53. [Okay, I had to copy this off of IMDB...It's too long and I don't have a copy of the movie on hand to consult.] "So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that swell guy gene."
54. "I want a place where I can get a shot and a beer. A steak. Not more fucking pancakes."
55. "I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy."
56. "All we got on this team are a buncha Jews, spics, swell guy, pansies, and a booger-eatin' moron!"
57. "She was beautiful; she was young; she was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world. And then Johnny Fontane comes along with his olive oil voice and guinea charm, and she runs off. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous! And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous!"
58. "Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters. Sell me your children."
59. "Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
60. "Look at them. Ordinary fucking people. I hate them."
61. "I know why. Because this guy is one macho motherfucker."
62. "Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it!"
63. "What are you lookin' at, butthead?"
64. "You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."
65. "You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded."
66. "HARRY CALLAHAN: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
MAYOR: Intent? How did you establish that?
HARRY CALLAHAN: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."
67. "I told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. 'We're all out of cornflakes. F.U.' It took me three hours to figure out F.U. meant Felix Unger."
68. "Isn't that just like a wop? Brings a knife to a gun fight."
69. "Tell your girlfriend to point her titties north and step on the gas!"
70. "The Church is a fucking racket. I know how they operate. I've been part of the racket since the first time some swell guy priest spilt water on my head."
Start guessing.
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25: "In a row?" Clerks
26: Exorcist
30: Kill Bill(ashamed i know this)
36: south park, bigger longer uncut
38: donnie darko
48: Last house on the left?
49: Fight Club
50: Apocalypse Now
56: The a-team?
59: Blue Velvet
62: Heat
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"Lay back and enjoy being inferior"
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25: "In a row?" Clerks
26: Exorcist
30: Kill Bill(ashamed i know this)
36: south park, bigger longer uncut
38: donnie darko
48: Last house on the left?
49: Fight Club
50: Apocalypse Now
56: The a-team?
59: Blue Velvet
62: Heat
and one from me...
"Lay back and enjoy being inferior"
Edit: Know a lot more but just can't come to mind...
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2. "You ready to be fucked, man? I see you roll your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up."
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