Goodbye sweet teens.

TelemachusSneezed · Post by **TelemachusSneezed** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:06 pm

Blargh is an artificial intelligence that resides solely on the internet. This would explain his inhuman nature.

entertainer · Post by **entertainer** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:31 pm

Blargh won the Nobel Prize in Internet.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:32 pm

It is not easy to say what Blargh is, but it sure isn't difficult either to say what he's not.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:33 pm

entertainer wrote:Blargh won the Nobel Prize in Internet.

For what? Rambling?

sarge112 · Post by **sarge112** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:34 pm

I thought that was olny awarded to grandpas?

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:37 pm

You have a Metal Slug sprite as avatar. That's fucking blasphemy. You don't deserve a Metal Slug avatar you prick.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:04 pm

My teen years are over in approximately 46 days and 8 hours. Damn it, time really does fly.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:20 pm

Subhuman wrote:I'll be 23 this March,

you look older. Must be American food I s'pose

Kashluk wrote:My teen years are over in approximately 46 days and 8 hours. Damn it, time really does fly.

shit I didn't realize you're that young Kash. Or wait, maybe you mentioned it on some occasion

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:05 pm

I spend my youth serving the motherland

I'm patriotically mature.

I first posted on DAC when I was 14, IIRC. Or was it vault13.net?

Goretheglowingone · Post by **Goretheglowingone** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:10 pm

yup, im 22, i have bad joints the creek and pop
when i stand up, i take joint therapy meds.
scars than I can count , all my fingers are numb except for my right thumb and my left index finger, my right shoulder pops outta join for no damn reason , i lack the flexibility of youth,
i get ulcers, and i HATE children....

i think im getting old.

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:34 pm

Wait, I'm older than Kash? Wha'? My life is tumbling down, now - the world no longer makes sense

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:50 pm

in DAC measurement Kash is elderly, you toddle more or less

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:15 pm

Only by about six months

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:12 pm

Goretheglowingone wrote:yup, im 22, i have bad joints the creek and pop
when i stand up, i take joint therapy meds.
scars than I can count , all my fingers are numb except for my right thumb and my left index finger, my right shoulder pops outta join for no damn reason , i lack the flexibility of youth,
i get ulcers, and i HATE children....

i think im getting old.

Jesus Gore... You should try Yoga or something gay like that.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:15 pm

Good call, yoga classes are also full of gurls, so go for it.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:20 pm

Thor Kaufman wrote:Good call, yoga classes are also full of gurls, so go for it.

Yeah, but don't tell them your fingers are numb. Tell them your heart is numb. Girls love that... tell them you need someone to help you love again! Now go forth and multiply!

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:41 pm

Tingel Tangel wrote:Only by about six months

nah I mean how much he's been an active (and robust) member since early 2003 and that he maybe was with DAC before the present system of 'join date' was started. (ama right?)

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:58 am

Dreadnought wrote:I'm 23 and I feel fucking old. I miss the good old days when I was young and energetic and only partially drugfucked.

I completely agree.

Too bad you most likely know what the fuck you want to do with your life, while I slowly tumble.

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:01 am

sarge112 · Post by **sarge112** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:41 am