I Am Legend

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:42 pm

Dreadnought wrote:the big lebowski.

WIN!

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:49 pm

Mad Max RW wrote:
entertainer wrote:You posted this on NMA first.
I know, I felt bad lol

You better feel bad, I don't want you to do that ever again.

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:08 pm

Better yet, don't ever post on NMA again. Ever. Unless it's spam or NSFW pics. Direct links would be okay, in moderation, of course.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:42 am

Sam dies as he gets bitten by an infected dog.

Neville sacrifices himself to rescue the cure that must go to Vermont.

Humanity reestablishes itself.

THE END

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:10 pm

dreadnaught dont spoil it for people.

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:05 am

Complete and utter shit. One of the worst written films I have ever seen. Any film that requires the aid of 7 minutes of Shrek to provide the comedic relief and pulls a symbolic message about God out of it's ass in the last 30 minutes very simply SHOULD NOT BE. Still, it was worth catching the Imax to see the first 6 minutes of The Dark Knight where the Joker heists a mob bank (badassery).

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:13 am

Aonaran wrote:Complete and utter shit. One of the worst written films I have ever seen. Any film that requires the aid of 7 minutes of Shrek to provide the comedic relief and pulls a symbolic message about God out of it's ass in the last 30 minutes very simply SHOULD NOT BE. Still, it was worth catching the Imax to see the first 6 minutes of The Dark Knight where the Joker heists a mob bank (badassery).

Yeah I agree... and I forgot about that God shit. The real hero turns out to be our Lord, and The Shrek scene was so strange, like a commercial for Shrek or something, and who the fuck doesn't know who Bob Marley was? I know its 2012 but come on...

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:22 am

Not to mention the film had the intellectual and emotional depth of a Bob Marley song. Too bad Bob Marley was a fucking fake, whoops! While on our friend Bob, was I the only one that noticed that aside from that one shitty Marley song and the stock "emotional" piano score the film didn't really have any other music? It just repeated those two or minor variations throughout. The film was lazy through and through.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:27 am

No I noticed that too. The movie seemed very rushed. People loved it though.

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:32 am

Oh no shit, as I walked out of the theater everyone was losing their goddamned minds over how amazing it was.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:46 am

Two words to sum it up : Will Smith.

And an image, too :

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:51 am

Dreddy wrote:the big lebowski.

Fuck that movie, it made everyone think the White Russian is a good drink.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:26 am

Fucking Will Smith is so annoying!! Hooray he's fighting more special effects in another movie where he is the same character he was in every other movie... except older.

The Big Lebowski was good... not liking a movie because of its portrayal of beverages is pretty picky. I used to hate a movie because a character drank orange juice alot and I didn't like it at all. Years later I got over my rage and the movie actually turned out to be quite enjoyable (i still fast-forwarded through orange juice scenes)... true story.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:28 am

Subhuman wrote:
Dreddy wrote:the big lebowski.
Fuck that movie, it made everyone think the White Russian is a good drink.

Because an antisocial loser drinks it, it must be good?

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:29 am

Don't you have to actually know people before you start thinking they're antisocial? Or am I old-fashioned? I mean, "social" implies actual human contact. You'd have to know me in real life, and fairly well, to judge whether I'm antisocial or not.

So, one more stillborn "insult" from the Dreadnought. You're amassing quite a record.

Splatterpope · Post by **Splatterpope** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:02 am

Here was me thinking that he was talking about the movie.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:34 am

<marquee>Getroffene Hunde bellen lolol

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:59 am

Subhuman wrote:Don't you have to actually know people before you start thinking they're antisocial? Or am I old-fashioned? I mean, "social" implies actual human contact. You'd have to know me in real life, and fairly well, to judge whether I'm antisocial or not.

So, one more stillborn "insult" from the Dreadnought. You're amassing quite a record.

I initially meant the dude, not you, you antisocial loser.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:05 am

Aonaran wrote:a symbolic message about God

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:50 pm

Dogmeatlives wrote: People loved it though.

it had 1. good commercials 2. a fucking sellebrity 3. new york.

Subhuman wrote:(the big lebowski)
Fuck that movie,

no, fuck you buddy. TheBL is bueno.

Dogmeatlives wrote: not liking a movie because of its portrayal of beverages is pretty picky.

seems like beverages are an important part of Subby's life and mightily affect his Weltanschaung

Dreadnought wrote:Because an antisocial loser drinks it, it must be good?

Lebowski is pro-social

Subhuman wrote:Don't you have to actually know people before you start thinking they're antisocial? Or am I old-fashioned? I mean, "social" implies actual human contact. You'd have to know me in real life, and fairly well, to judge whether I'm antisocial or not.

So, one more stillborn "insult" from the Dreadnought. You're amassing quite a record.

he meant Lebowski, don't get so excited