national treasure 2

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:40 am

We went to a new theater that opened up near us and it has rocking chairs which is pretty cool but everything else was kinda dumb. They had some crippled lady ripping everyone tickets right when you walk in (basically like 10 feet from the door) from the ticket machines and she was slow as hell or something because the second you walk in your bombarded by people waiting. It was pretty dumb of them, quite noobish to the theater business it looks like. Eventually they will learn to move it from the lobby to the actual choke point to all the movie theaters. All in all it wasn't worth it and we will just go back to our regular place.

The movie was pretty much the same as the first one but not as good. The first one wasn't that good but I guess it was entertaining to watch them figure out little mysteries that involve history and the like. Cage does a british accent for a bit and it was kinda funny though I'm sure megatron would find it not a true authentic british accent.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:01 am

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:36 am

my girl liked the first so i guess ill take her to see it

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:11 am

his belt looks like a penis and it looks like he's missing a finger.

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 3:11 pm

The movie was pretty much the same as the first one but not as good

...but? the first wassnt any good. How is that even possible?

Splatterpope · Post by **Splatterpope** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:32 am

NICKLIS CAEG

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:42 am

I thought the movie was ok and see worthy (not sea worthy)

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 1:44 pm

I don't get how so many people are going to see this. Wasn't the first one bad enough? Nicolas Cage forgot how to act or something. Wicker Man then Ghostrider. Not even the trailers for National Treasure 2 look good. Fuck, they managed to make AvP:R's trailers look awesome and it's supposed to be worse than the last, which is an amazing feat to accomplish.

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:00 pm

Man you cry alot.. Just dont see it ok?
It was entertaining.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:29 am

Mad Max RW wrote:I don't get how so many people are going to see this. Wasn't the first one bad enough? Nicolas Cage forgot how to act or something. Wicker Man then Ghostrider. Not even the trailers for National Treasure 2 look good. Fuck, they managed to make AvP:R's trailers look awesome and it's supposed to be worse than the last, which is an amazing feat to accomplish.

Probably has to do with the fact not much else is out. I already saw I am legend ,and sweeny todd isn't my type of movie. More than half the movies I see at the theater aren't about just seeing the movie, its more about just doing something. There are only a few occasions when there is absolutely nothing out that we haven't already seen or don't want to see and we end up staying in. During xmas break tons of people go to the show, or at least they used to. I remember the days after xmas I've never seen a theater get so packed, I had to fend off people because i was saving two seats for my mom and sister while they got snacks. It was the catch me if you can with tom hanks and decaprio.

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:42 am

Go to a non-hillbilly theatre with numbers on seats and tickets. Saves everyone a whole lot of trublz yeh?

Why not just masturbate the christman away?

yep, sad.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:30 am

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:
Mad Max RW wrote:I don't get how so many people are going to see this. Wasn't the first one bad enough? Nicolas Cage forgot how to act or something. Wicker Man then Ghostrider. Not even the trailers for National Treasure 2 look good. Fuck, they managed to make AvP:R's trailers look awesome and it's supposed to be worse than the last, which is an amazing feat to accomplish.
Probably has to do with the fact not much else is out. I already saw I am legend ,and sweeny todd isn't my type of movie. More than half the movies I see at the theater aren't about just seeing the movie, its more about just doing something. There are only a few occasions when there is absolutely nothing out that we haven't already seen or don't want to see and we end up staying in. During xmas break tons of people go to the show, or at least they used to. I remember the days after xmas I've never seen a theater get so packed, I had to fend off people because i was saving two seats for my mom and sister while they got snacks. It was the catch me if you can with tom hanks and decaprio.

The National Treasure movies comprised in a few sentences.

Grandiose logic followed by nothing to explain how anyone knows anything.
Retarded use of non-compatible technology to crack into random security devices.
Retarded use of myth, legend, and conspiracy theories for plot continuance.
Random and infuriating situations involving absolutely bullshit premises and/or impossible stunts.

Are the movies bad?
Yes.

Are they mindlessly entertaining?
Yes.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:47 am