Megatron throws a party

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:18 pm

Goretheradiatingone wrote:i broke my girlfriend's father's arm and 3 of his ribs

:dreadnought:

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:22 pm

Don't reduce me to my violent outbursts pls.

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:57 pm

I hate people who film parties. Photos are ok, but filming is bad.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:28 pm

Oh yeah, but what if a giant Monster attacks and I have no camera? What then, SIR?! TELL ME!!!

No, but seriously, in my experience parties = fights. And it's always good to have some unique fighting footage.

And I simply love documenting whatever I do. Just because I'm so fucking awesome.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:11 pm

fights are dumb. its always some guys who stack shelves and pummel each other with ham arms. the best way to win a fight is to play chess, thatll show em

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:49 am

look this is fight club first rule is fights are not dumb. the second rule is stack shelves. ok? his name is odin poulsen.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:23 pm

who is the tuffest dac member i wonder. besides not real soldiers lol. i think pooperscooper because he is built like a castle and has hands at least as big as a cows head.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:03 pm

Megatron wrote:who is the tuffest dac member

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:04 pm

Tingel Tangel drives men suicidal.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:57 pm

Megatron wrote:who is the tuffest dac member i wonder. besides not real soldiers lol. i think pooperscooper because he is built like a castle and has hands at least as big as a cows head.

im not sure, but i do know that dreddy very likely thinks its him. but its not him its actually me.
also: evidence of cow head hands required

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:10 pm

I'm not tough, I'm just an ass.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:44 pm

Megatron wrote:private party that was someone elses that has taken place since you were 20 years old. the story also has to contain said evidence of a hitler impression. go go go

I haven't gone to a party but the last one I've been to was about a week ago when my buddy took off for Alberta.

4 40's of Jack Daniels, Jager, Smirnoff and some Captain gone.
4 decks of cards gone, 6 cans of beans exploded in a fire along with butane and other explosives.
2 bras lost. One futon busted. One ounce of weed gone.

This is our tally of what we found missing in the morning.
Not bad for 10-15 people who showed up randomly and brought most of their own stuff.
Odds are there is more.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:05 pm

So it was at your house or what? What types of friends do you have or why did you let people like that into your house?

Also, did you check to make sure your virginity wasn't taken?

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:32 am

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:So it was at your house or what? What types of friends do you have or why did you let people like that into your house?

Also, did you check to make sure your virginity wasn't taken?

Not my place. I lost my job so I'm back living with my folks.
Fucking failing US and Canadian manufacturing markets.

I've got a couple buddies who rent a place out in the sticks.
I knew most of the people there and we always get a random influx of skank.

I'm intrigued by the "What type of friends do you have" question though.
I have both morally repugnant and socially acceptable friends.
Each side has their own amusements.

My anal virginity is still intact. Didn't feel like a fell down some stairs.
I woke up with a broad passed out on me though so anything is possible.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:31 am

Megatron wrote:who is the tuffest dac member i wonder.

this one's easy; it's Ryno. Unless there's someone not showing his pictures and not talking about his badass "accidents".

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:32 pm

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:35 pm

Carib take pictures of how you kill children and rape their mothers please. I'd pay for it. Seriously.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:28 pm

Redeye wrote:

My sister has the same shirt. You win.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:41 pm

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD wrote:My sister has the same shirt. You win.

Ever wondered how she got it?

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:26 pm

VasikkA wrote:
Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD wrote:My sister has the same shirt. You win.
Ever wondered how she got it?