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Also, I hate when you're in the middle of a pack of people, say 10, waiting, at the corner of a street, for the red light to turn green, and then some bitch pushes her way up to the front. Then the light turns green, and the bitch walks as slow as a fucking snail.

Actually no, I like it, because you then get to push her around since she's blocking the way.
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Phonemarketers are the scum of the earth, just stealing other people's time.
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johnnygothisgun wrote:i have a weakness for buffalo chicken pizza but you guys wont tell anyone right
If it's from Domino's, you're a dead man. I will light it up in Times Square. You eating the filth in your underwear scratching your balls.
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i hate how bread runs out of date in about a zillionth of a googlesecond as soon as you buy it and i have to eat a whole loaf of bread in that time by myself. i also dont like how all the bus drivers are foreign and you have to have a big negotiation about where the stop you want to is then you get on the bus and it stinks and a kid starts screaming in a pure sine wave. then its your stop and you get up and the slowest old cunt in the world gets up at the same time and shuffles to the front and you're stuck behind her and she usually falls over a dog or something thats on the bus and you have to just stand there listening to dragonforce on your ipod and sweating tears of anger.
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Megatron wrote:i hate how bread runs out of date in about a zillionth of a googlesecond as soon as you buy it and i have to eat a whole loaf of bread in that time by myself.
oh yeah uk bread is shit like that i've noticed. never had this problem in the good ol' finland, they mix some sugarless gum and Lordi cola in the bread there.
POOPER wrote: I hate when people don't realize anything else going on around them which is generally when they block walking lanes and its even worse when they do see you but don't do anything about it either.
Yes.
I also hate when there's like two couples walking towards you on the sidewalk and they just form this human barrier like I'm not there, or am supposed to go around them; snobby whores are the worst, to be exact. I mean can't you move in pairs or some shit, instead of acting oblivious to your surroundings? Now that shit I truly hate.
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I have created a monster... called psychotherapy! >:(

I was thinking it would be good if you could get this buzzsaw around your hip and if anyone came closer than a foot they would be cut in pieces maybe. :chainsaw:
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Spoiled people, fat people annoy me as well. Greedy sneaky people (all capitalists). Emo assholes really annoy me.

The only country that really doesn't annoy me now is China.

That's right.
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i didn't strictly mean orthodox in a strictly old country sense. a lot of american toppings are okay too since american pizzas have evolved into their own unique thing which is actually pretty good; i like a lot of "classic" american toppings (stuff you'll find in most old nyc pizzerias for instance) like pineapple, green pepper, and that weird american pepperoni. i also think egg on pizza is quite gut (i think the french came up with that?). i'm more against recent yuppie pizza toppings like chicken, jalapenos, broccoli etc.
Strider wrote:all capitalists
Strider wrote:The only country that really doesn't annoy me now is China.
so capitali$m = capital = money = evil, but a country of 1 billion plus freshly converted capitalists all out to get something you're totally cool with?
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atoga wrote: so capitali$m = capital = money = evil, but a country of 1 billion plus freshly converted capitalists all out to get something you're totally cool with?
where the hell did you hear that stupid shit? China's ecomomy is really good because the American fat fucking pigs rely on them for every cheaply made product. The people still are socialists.
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china isn't a capitalist country now because... why? it's not a democracy? the US is reliant on it? china's economy is completely open, everyone has or will soon have a car, people are buying mansions in a housing boom/bubble that is basically analogous to the one in the US, development is ridiculous, everything is becoming privatized... looks like capitalism to me.

and of course their economy is looking really good now, and of course it's bound to get better as the america's slides -- what's your point?
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atoga wrote:what's your point?
I'm living in America and this fucking shit-hole country sucks so much dick that it is a dick-sucker. I think this country NEEDS a few decades of hardcore socialist rule just to kick us motivated again.
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Mormons piss me off. They're a bunch of homophobic bigots. If Romney wins I swear I'm leaving the country.
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Most old people.
They're rude, they think they're smarter, more priviliged, better manered, but in reality, they're nothing but walking bags of pus.
They pay with change in the supermarket, they take up the whole sidewalk whipping their canes left and right, they drive their 3-wheeled scooters, on the sidewalk and in the malls at dangerous speeds, driving into people.
On the bus, they'd rather scream at you for taking a seat, than ask politely to sit, and even if they suddenly realise you have a broken leg, they wont even apologize.


The police..
I've never met a friendly officer. In fact I've been beaten by a couple who thought I was part of a demonstration, even though I was 5 streets away, comming home drunk from a party, with no chance to explain myself.
I've been mouthed off to, accused and belittled by officers, and never once have I received help from one of those scumbags.

Bus-drivers, ticket conductors, parking-attendants and the lot of them can go fuck themselves as well.

I have always tried to be friendly and diplomatic, I've resolved more than one fight without violence, I leave more people as friends than not.

But it's amazing how much people let their jobs turn them into soulless fucktards with no concern for anyone else than themselves. And no, I'm not talking about getting out of tickets or fines, I pay my dues, I just don't appreciate some lowlife telling me what kind of idiot they think I am, for not checking the ticket I BOUGHT which is stamped wrong.

In short, I hate people. I really, hate, people.
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i hate dropping my medals of honour in the sink and then i cant get them out because the waters to hot so i wait for like, 10 minutes a day when im cleaning my various medals yknow
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Do gooders, fuckin goody two shoes do tend to get me a tad annoyed, also I get bloody upset with socialist retards who preach for rewaqrd after need rather than reward after ability.
Stealing in the name of altruism, giving for no reason. many are the things that do get me upsat.

Environmentalist fucktards and commie bastards. Taxes.
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Here some things I hate:

The retro-80s shit that doesn't seem to end.

The 80s.

Bad breath.

Children and their noises, smells, etc.

Dumb people.

People who only can speak one language.

Cops.

Poor people.

Colours.

My ex.

The USA.

Lack of drugs.

Bogans and other proletarian people. They are horribly simple minded and it's so unstimulating having a conversation with them.

BMX fags in ma' bowl, killing ma' skaters.

Being constipated.

Having diarrhea.

Dirt.

When something could be symmetric but isn't because someone's too dumb to realize it.

When 2 things next to each other have a slight variation in their colours.

Pop music!

Kurds and other feral wogs.

Heart burn.

Emos.

Australian Internet.

Foodcourts.

Mommies and their babies in baby buggies going on baby-mommy-afternoon-activities with their groups of reproducing lactating whores.

The words 'baby and mommy' used in one sentence.

Chicks who think they're hot, but are too dumb to realize their ultimate mediocrity. They usually cry when drunk.

AIDS.

Bad food.

Girls without class.

People without hobbies.

People without inner life.

People who don't like drum n bass.

Dress codes in shitty clubs.

Bad DJs.

Bad dancers.

Bad choice of wine with my cheese plate.

When I run out of beer, pepsi max, red bull or spring water.

Dust.

Mold.

When my scorpion doesn't eat.

When young lorikeets beg their parents for food. One of the most horrid sounds ever. Especially at 5:30 AM.

Boy bands.

Most modern cars.

London. (I respect London for the clubs and the music)

swell guy (what doesn't mean I don't like black people, I just hate them when they act... black)

Chips/Fries

Food that looks and tastes like it's 100 % synthetic.

Not having an olive in my Martini.

Not having a strawberry in my Champagne.

"shaving" a fingernail.

When my knee pops out of it's socket.

The fact that Jessica Alba is not sitting on my lap.

Maggots and generally all parasites and shit that grows into something and then emerges, hatches or eats it's way out of something or someone.

When I have to scratch myself but can't.

When I have to scratch myself on my back but can't properly reach the spot, even with my kangaroo-paw back scratcher.

When there's no sun.

When it's too sunny and I get a sunburn.

When things don't match colours.

Ugly skulls.

Nerds with metal band shirts and cuts on their arms. Coz they're so hardcore! :giggle:

Running out of papers.

Getting pulled over for RBTs.

The concept of RBTs.

When people don't understand my psychotic and confusing way of entertaining myself.

Non-gel toothpaste.

Cooking some really fucking good meal and not being able to let someone try it.

When I cook something and while I cook it I realize I forgot to get some essential ingredient which can be easily forgotten.

Cruelty against animals.

People who don't like jokes about shit, beastiality, animal cruelty, pedophilia, abuse of everything on every occasion, goatse, etc.
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Dreadnought wrote:Here some things I hate:

The retro-80s shit that doesn't seem to end.

The 80s.

Bad breath.

Children and their noises, smells, etc.

Dumb people.

People who only can speak one language.

Cops.

Poor people.

Colours.

My ex.

The USA.

Lack of drugs.

Bogans and other proletarian people. They are horribly simple minded and it's so unstimulating having a conversation with them.

BMX fags in ma' bowl, killing ma' skaters.

Being constipated.

Having diarrhea.

Dirt.

When something could be symmetric but isn't because someone's too dumb to realize it.

When 2 things next to each other have a slight variation in their colours.

Pop music!

Kurds and other feral wogs.

Heart burn.

Emos.

Australian Internet.

Foodcourts.

Mommies and their babies in baby buggies going on baby-mommy-afternoon-activities with their groups of reproducing lactating whores.

The words 'baby and mommy' used in one sentence.

Chicks who think they're hot, but are too dumb to realize their ultimate mediocrity. They usually cry when drunk.

AIDS.

Bad food.

Girls without class.

People without hobbies.

People without inner life.

People who don't like drum n bass.

Dress codes in shitty clubs.

Bad DJs.

Bad dancers.

Bad choice of wine with my cheese plate.

When I run out of beer, pepsi max, red bull or spring water.

Dust.

Mold.

When my scorpion doesn't eat.

When young lorikeets beg their parents for food. One of the most horrid sounds ever. Especially at 5:30 AM.

Boy bands.

Most modern cars.

London. (I respect London for the clubs and the music)

swell guy (what doesn't mean I don't like black people, I just hate them when they act... black)

Chips/Fries

Food that looks and tastes like it's 100 % synthetic.

Not having an olive in my Martini.

Not having a strawberry in my Champagne.

"shaving" a fingernail.

When my knee pops out of it's socket.

The fact that Jessica Alba is not sitting on my lap.

Maggots and generally all parasites and shit that grows into something and then emerges, hatches or eats it's way out of something or someone.

When I have to scratch myself but can't.

When I have to scratch myself on my back but can't properly reach the spot, even with my kangaroo-paw back scratcher.

When there's no sun.

When it's too sunny and I get a sunburn.

When things don't match colours.

Ugly skulls.

Nerds with metal band shirts and cuts on their arms. Coz they're so hardcore! :giggle:

Running out of papers.

Getting pulled over for RBTs.

The concept of RBTs.

When people don't understand my psychotic and confusing way of entertaining myself.

Non-gel toothpaste.

Cooking some really fucking good meal and not being able to let someone try it.

When I cook something and while I cook it I realize I forgot to get some essential ingredient which can be easily forgotten.

Cruelty against animals.

People who don't like jokes about shit, beastiality, animal cruelty, pedophilia, abuse of everything on every occasion, goatse, etc.
That sums up my complaints.
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i now hate fat australian rednecks who probably watch kath and kim while wanking off their tiny penises with a kangaroo paw back scratcher.
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senisterdenister wrote:Mormons piss me off. They're a bunch of homophobic bigots. If Romney wins I swear I'm leaving the country.
You could always move away - the rest of us would appreciate it :bored:
Dreadnought wrote:I hate everything, yup.
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