stuff that pisses you off

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:56 pm

Boy bands...aren't really around anymore. And I hope by "martini" you mean the kind made with gin. The vodka kind doesn't need an olive.

Dreddy wrote:Cooking some really fucking good meal and not being able to let someone try it.

Worse, cooking something really good and offering someone to try it, but having them screw up their faces and go "eeeeewww" because it contains a teeny tiny bit of some ingredient that they've convinced themselves they hate, and no amount of "but it's really just a background flavor, you can barely taste it" or "I used good quality anchovies, not the dry salty ones you get on pizza" can convince them otherwise, so you shrug your shoulders and pretend to gloat in the fact that you get all the food to yourself when really, you wonder why people tend to be so frustratingly closed-minded about food.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:15 pm

Well that only happens if you cook for retards.

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:10 pm

When you throw a rocking great party with your best mate that doesn't end untill 5.30 in the morning, and it's all good - and then, when you wake up, the hangover and the clean-up duty hits you square in the face, and for some reason, the local pizza-place isn't open. -.-

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:49 pm

People who make jokes at others expense

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:33 pm

Subhuman wrote:...you wonder why people tend to be so frustratingly closed-minded about food.

It has to do with the Hippocampus.

Things to hate?

I'd like to necklace a paralogician. Or 3.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:35 pm

i hate long posts with unnecessary double spacing
it's not like I read dread's posts anyways but now I just have to scroll twice as much

Subhuman wrote:Boy bands...aren't really around anymore.

utter bull crap!!

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:33 am

Gimp Mask wrote:i hate long posts with unnecessary double spacing
it's not like I read dread's posts anyways but now I just have to scroll twice as much

Subhuman wrote:Boy bands...aren't really around anymore.
utter bull crap!!

MY EYES >.< IT BURNS

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:42 am

Gimp Mask wrote:i hate long posts with unnecessary double spacing
it's not like I read dread's posts anyways but now I just have to scroll twice as much

Subhuman wrote:Boy bands...aren't really around anymore.
utter bull crap!!

You always read my posts. Plus this list of things I hate was just the short version, buddy. It'd be easier to make a list of things I actually DON'T hate.

Things I don't hate:

Myself

my parents

one of my sisters

DnB

Dubstep

Cargo pants

Good foods & drinks

my pets

bitches

Skateboards/Skateboarding

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:12 pm

dreadnought

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:22 pm

swell guy.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:51 pm

Dreadnought wrote:swell guy.

qfe

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:09 pm

Are you cutting your wrists on occasions?

entertainer · Post by **entertainer** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:18 pm

People who look for trouble.
Mindrape.
Overhyped games.
'Musicians' licking mtv's ass.
Trancetechnohouse music.
Stupid americans.
People who think their post count makes them special.
Admins and mods with big e-penor.
Stupid people.
Dudes or somebody calling someone a dude.
Rice.
Salami pizza.
Commercials.
Tv.
...

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:45 pm

Musac.

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:25 am

Loud people, and NMA.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:48 am

Today in our 100 person classroom my teacher handed out the sign in sheet and it does the normal snake pattern around sections of the lecture hall but then it got to some little asian girl who instead of passing it to the row in front of her go, she goes to the section to her side. It pissed me off so much that I could barely pay attention to the lecture, all i could think about was the sign in sheet hung up on one person. DAC help me.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:16 am

LoL.

A while back in Germany I had this chick in my class and she CONSTANTLY said "mhm" "*mumble*" "ja" and nodded vigorously when the teacher was telling shit. She prolly thought that doing this all the time will make her look smarter or she ignored the fact that there are 20 - 30 other people sitting around her who didn't give a flaming fart about her constant confirmations. I mean it was like she pretended to know more than the teacher, like she was testing the teacher for his knowledge. Teachers aren't there to be mocked by some monstrous whores.

Also, her name was Mindy or Mandy* (some of the most fucked up names, not only worldwide, but especially in Germany) and she was fat and ugly. She made the impression that she wanted to be a "BBW" with lots to say because of her 'phat intellect'. In fact everyone treated her like she was a female version of catfuck88.
But they never hurt her too bad, coz essentially she was a nice person... just like catfood08.

I am going to stare at Jessica Alba n00dz for a while now, coz otherwise I'll lose the plot for the rest of the fucking day.
How I wish I could put a strawberry on Jessica Alba's butthole and eat it off it. I'd also film it and post it on ze internetz... *dream*

*When fat people talk you can't really make out if they say I or A or whatever... it all sounded like Pizza the Hut.

popscythe · Post by **popscythe** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:37 am

Dreadnought wrote:catfuck88

Oh man. I stopped reading here, but did the internal lol, whatever that's called.

Hmmm.. Lets see.

The internet, the people on the internet. Most of you fuckers here at DAC, but in a kinda loving way. And by "fuckers" I mean the ones who have been posting since waaaaaaay back in the day when I never posted, patrick and whoever else can get back to preordering fallout 3.

Stories written by "professionals" who are clearly some repressed neckbearded clicheophile kidiot and then are used in a motherfucking video game that could have been fine if they'd have hired any ten nerds from the local community college to write the story instead.

Strider · Post by **Strider** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:16 am

You're such a fucking moron.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:46 am

O God, what does that make you ?

BANANARCHY.