Indiana Jones and another one?!?!?

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:59 pm

Has anyone seen the new trailer for this new Indy movie.. give me a break. It looks like shit firstly, and secondly, c'mon, he is like 67 or something. They expect me to buy that shit?! Between Harrison, Spielberg, and Lucas there hasn't been a good movie in over a decade and I'm supposed to buy this shit.. Give me a fuckin break... Someone needs to lock these jibbering old farts away. How full of themselves could they be to shit this movie out upon the world.

Fuck the world, fuck my moms and my girl. Indiana Jones is played out like a jerry curl.

oh and here's the trailer in Lo-Def:http://youtube.com/watch?v=clIFR6a6HBI

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:18 pm

In Indy 3 he had Connery play his father which was awesome, now he can play his own father? :\

The trailer looks indeed a bit shit, looks like a B-movie. Whats up with the stupid american flag, it's not like Indy cared about shitty patriotism. Also, his actions are too over the top, Indy used to be at least somewhat realistic when he went all Tarzan with his whip.

Indy 4 will probably be the Fallout 3 of Indys, but maybe it will be like Rambo IV, who knows :hopedieslast:

KALI MA

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:24 pm

Yeah, Ford is too old to play Indiana Jones, maybe making this movie would have been a better idea fifteen years ago

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:34 pm

does it actually takes place 30 years later or something? i don't remember seeing much nazi chicks in 1968.

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:43 pm

Ray Winstone being a bad motherfucker and Cate Blanchett as a hot Nazi bitch. I'm in, even if it is a complete sellout and has that fucking ass-eater Shia LaBeouf.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:43 am

Nothing to do with Indy:

I despise the human race
My peers make me cringe for the most part
I pity my elders and the youngers
I have no hope for anything
All I see in everything is complete and total annihilation
I wish for it too
I have apocalyptic daydreams almost constantly
I feel this immense energy inside me
Constant and burning that feels very violent
probably repressed rage
I want to destroy something
I have this fantasy, like the daydreams
where I am diagnosed with terminal cancer and given a definite expiration date
I walk into the woods and die alone
In peace in my tent at a makeshift camp beside a blue and green pond
I feel an urgent need to escape humanity or to get anti-depressants prescribed to me..

the end
fuck it all to hell

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:55 am

just go out on the streets and get your ass kicked

edhead · Post by **edhead** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:19 pm

Thor Kaufman wrote:just go out on the streets and get your ass kicked

A superb piece of advice.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:59 pm

Aonaran wrote:Ray Winstone being a bad motherfucker and Cate Blanchett as a hot Nazi bitch. I'm in, even if it is a complete sellout and has that fucking ass-eater Shia LaBeouf.

We can agree on Cate Blanchett.

Amis · Post by **Amis** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:05 pm

Its probably just going to be another whoopdidoo Lucas extra special effects orgie the whole fucking movie!

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:28 pm

I'm glad to see a new Indy movie but the trailer for this one wasn't that great, it could have been much better.

Also I think the movie is about like the Cold War and cate blacnhett is a russian bad girl.

Strider · Post by **Strider** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:52 pm

edhead wrote:
Thor Kaufman wrote:just go out on the streets and get your ass kicked
A superb piece of advice.

Yeah, go start fights and be a man, enough of this total pussy, wet juice douchery, you're not a real man until you've fucked up 3 power lifters with your pinky. Fucking pussy assholes all ought to be sent to the army where they can learn some non-pussery, crying like a little girl and painting your nails pink like some little puss ass bitch fuck. fuck fuck fuck.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:55 pm

Kingdom of the crystal skull sounds a bit bland. They should've gone with Fate of Atlantis. Oh, and there should definitely be nazis. It just isn't an Indy movie without them. :taboo:

Strider · Post by **Strider** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:56 pm

VasikkA wrote:Kingdom of the crystal skull sounds a bit bland. They should've gone with Fate of Atlantis. Oh, and there should definitely be nazis. It just isn't an Indy movie without them. :taboo:

No Nazi's in Indy #2

Harrison Ford is ancient, a Cold War duel seems more appropriate.

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:00 pm

Dogmeatlives wrote:Nothing to do with Indy:

I despise the human race
My peers make me cringe for the most part
I pity my elders and the youngers
I have no hope for anything
All I see in everything is complete and total annihilation
I wish for it too
I have apocalyptic daydreams almost constantly
I feel this immense energy inside me
Constant and burning that feels very violent
probably repressed rage
I want to destroy something
I have this fantasy, like the daydreams
where I am diagnosed with terminal cancer and given a definite expiration date
I walk into the woods and die alone
In peace in my tent at a makeshift camp beside a blue and green pond
I feel an urgent need to escape humanity or to get anti-depressants prescribed to me..

the end
fuck it all to hell

Go fucking die in a fire. Seriously.
Your bringing me down man and I wont have it.

Strider · Post by **Strider** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:05 pm

Snake, your stupid retort is bringing ME down, just shut it.

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:08 pm

Strider wrote:Snake, your stupid retort is bringing ME down, just shut it.

12 year olds of the world, unite!

S4ur0n27 wrote:
Aonaran wrote:Ray Winstone being a bad motherfucker and Cate Blanchett as a hot Nazi bitch. I'm in, even if it is a complete sellout and has that fucking ass-eater Shia LaBeouf.
We can agree on Cate Blanchett.

x3!!!

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:08 pm

Aonaran wrote:even if it is a complete sellout and has that fucking ass-eater Shia LaBeouf.

Let me guess, he's the "sassy" streetwise side-kick who makes "zany", "off beat" one-liners that's there for comic-relief.

Jesus H. Christ, who can't be a Hollywood writer? It's like they use the paint-by-numbers approach to movie making.

Ford in Firewall was pushing it, still trying to pull off his "the everyman pushed too far, fights back out of desperation" role.

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:09 pm

Strider wrote:Snake, your stupid retort is bringing ME down, just shut it.

Die in an oil fire.

Strider · Post by **Strider** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:36 pm

cazsim83 wrote:12 year olds of the world, unite!

You suck at sarcasm detecting, you probably suck penises too

Duck and Cover

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