Man falls 3 km out of plane.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:56 pm

Linkage

This was my boss haha.

So in respect for him. Ive started (have been. Since it happened. It has been 5 months. But its still funny

) making jokes about it with all my fellow workers.
Such as glueing a man without a shoot to his office roof, editing pictures of people sky diving to look like him.

Silly bastard.

He cant even walk anymore.

He broke everything. Even his eye sockets, he used to be a back belt in karate too.

Irony. We

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:13 pm

Whyalla? Sounds awesome, is it like the oz Valhalla?

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:16 pm

did he receive a critical in the groin, too?

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:19 pm

Its like the cancerious pollop you find on your anus after trying to sun tan your ass crack.

Oh yeah.

And the rare.

Wheel chair bound:

Bad luck wheelie

I need a picture to tape to his door. Any ideas?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 4:42 pm

Did he survive only by landing in a vagina ?

NakedLunch · Post by **NakedLunch** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:03 pm

Death by birth eh?

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:25 pm

entertainer · Post by **entertainer** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:53 am

Makes sense.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:30 am

Did he say why he didn't pull his emergency chute?

Nooke · Post by **Nooke** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:34 am

Isn't it obvious? He panicked because he's a dumb fat fuck.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:38 am

I would like to see his excuse though. If I were a parachuter I would only have two things in my mind;
1. Pull the chute
2. If chute fails pull another one

Everything else is gravy.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:34 am

Hahaha.
Well he did. In the article everyone blames him.

As the corps. do

But he actually did it all the right way.
From what ive gathered.
As i havent talked about what happened in a couple of months
To spend more time making jokes
His first shoot failed to open then he did manage to get his second open, it tangled and he started spining.
Which because of the g force caused him to pass out.
But before that he calmed himself.
Which is what saved his life aparently. *Critical hit eyes*

Or. As i may be mixing this up with another story.

He was spinning so fast after he failed to open his second shoot he passed out.

Another just came to mind.

He shouldnt of jumped out of the fucking plane.

Nooke wrote:Isn't it obvious? He panicked because he's a dumb fat fuck.

Hes the most calm person you could ever meet.
Hes into all that. Karate inner peice thing i think.
Anyway he sees no point in getting angry.
What he said is while in the air
As he knew his second shoot failed.
He used one of those black belt master karate calming techniques
And stopped himself from panicing
And that saved him.

Update: He can walk now with a frame, but one legs like 4 inches shorter then the other. Due to his legs shattering and driving up through his hip.

Nooke · Post by **Nooke** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:43 am

LoL I kinda had to think about the road runner cartoons for a while where the coyote ends up falling reeeeeeeeally reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally deep. Usually followed by a giant boulder.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:03 pm

Nooke wrote:LoL I kinda had to think about the road runner cartoons for a while where the coyote ends up falling reeeeeeeeally reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally deep. Usually followed by a giant boulder.

LOL

Strider · Post by **Strider** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:06 pm

He broke his eye socket?! No pics?

I second the vagina.

Goretheglowingone · Post by **Goretheglowingone** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:39 am

HAHAHAHA.

tell him this " well, since i didint get to see it, you simply MUST, do it agian"

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:08 pm

Mangled Man Pron coming soon

Nooke · Post by **Nooke** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:46 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgsFVqfu ... re=related

Edit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN-5-_2x ... re=related