April Fools

entertainer · Post by **entertainer** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:18 pm

Someone needs to write news article about how Todd Howard was killed by angry Fallout fan or someone tryed to place a bomb in bethesda's office.
Or... Native indian farmer in texas discovered the remains of Vault 13...

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:19 pm

I bummed out this year... just wrote that whoever writes "share" to me on msn, gets half a million danish crowns of the 24 million I won.

Few years ago I wrote a brilliant email, inviting everyone to a luxury yacht cruise for free (worth â‚¬500k).
I described how it was part of a company test tour, and we'd be served everything for free and we'd sail the mediterranian thin.
9 fell for it, 15 responded with a laugh.

spacemoose · Post by **spacemoose** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:42 pm

I just shat on your bedsheets

no just kidding april fools!

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:57 pm

Im gay,

April fools!

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:04 pm

Its april 2nd here

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:20 pm

hat_man99 wrote:Its april 2nd here

So in Australia or wherever you live Patrick is a homosexual.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:38 pm

I dont partake in april fools jokes

HOWEVER:

I had sex with all your mothers.

Seriously.

And just cause some of them are dead does not mean I left them out in the cold.

Necrophelia FTW.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:41 pm

Whats the best prank anyones ever played?

I remember when i came back from a bbq with my mum when i was around 7, i grabbed the tomato sauce bottle and sprayed it up the drive way.

Then i told my mum it was blood and i saw someone in the back yard, so she went over to the next door neighbours (who were watching Star Wars) and they came running over (about 4 guys and 3 girls) to try to find the guy.

Well my mum was crying and heaps scared cos of it, and they were all out in the rain looking for this "guy" with baseball bats and billy clubs.

Then i just started laughing infront of them all and i told my mum it was all lie!

....

Actually... i dont even think it was april fools day

Maximous · Post by **Maximous** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:54 pm

How Lame...1st time in YEARS that Dac has no April Fools joke...come-on, FO3 has plug pulled or something

spacemoose · Post by **spacemoose** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:57 pm

when I found out that nail polish remover was flammable, I decided to stage an impromptu demonstration for the family. unfortunately it was more flammable than I expected and the four foot high flame shooting out of the bottle kind of freaked me out, so I ran to toss it in the grass in the yard, splashing burning liquid all over the carpet. my mom covered for me with the cops, said it was a knocked-over candle. true story

Caleb · Post by **Caleb** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:58 pm

On the way to classes my girlfriend decided to text me saying she was throwing up and her boobs and stomach were sore...

starting talking about how she needed to go get a pregnancy test and was freaking out, so I called her and she seemed pretty damned worried, etc.

Yeah...wonderful thing to find out 3 hours later that I forgot what day it was.

Guess I'll have to wait for another day to name an abortion...

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:41 am

So today I printed out the DVD case art for Child's Play 2 and shoved it into the case for Bill Nye The Science Guy at school. Brought it into class and the kids went bat-shit crazy. I told them we could watch it, of course.

Actually had one kid come up and say "I don't think it's a good idea to watch that at school...We don't want you to get in trouble." To which I said "Just don't tell anyone."

So after testing was over, I popped in the DVD. The kids sat with total focus and attention. One kid cried and covered her eyes.

Then the "Bill Nye The Science Guy" theme started playing.

They didn't think it was funny.

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:27 am

That's genius, I'm going to do something like that to when I graduate.

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:09 am

ExtremeDrinker wrote:So today I printed out the DVD case art for Child's Play 2 and shoved it into the case for Bill Nye The Science Guy at school. Brought it into class and the kids went bat-shit crazy. I told them we could watch it, of course.

Actually had one kid come up and say "I don't think it's a good idea to watch that at school...We don't want you to get in trouble." To which I said "Just don't tell anyone."

So after testing was over, I popped in the DVD. The kids sat with total focus and attention. One kid cried and covered her eyes.

Then the "Bill Nye The Science Guy" theme started playing.

They didn't think it was funny.

where the hell were you when I was in school!?

also, Google has a strange Mars-pioneer story up on their main page - I read about half the article before realizing it was April 1st.

Nooke · Post by **Nooke** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:10 am

Every day is caszim-fool-day.

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:44 pm

ExtremeDrinker wrote:So today I printed out the DVD case art for Child's Play 2 and shoved it into the case for Bill Nye The Science Guy at school. Brought it into class and the kids went bat-shit crazy. I told them we could watch it, of course.

Actually had one kid come up and say "I don't think it's a good idea to watch that at school...We don't want you to get in trouble." To which I said "Just don't tell anyone."

So after testing was over, I popped in the DVD. The kids sat with total focus and attention. One kid cried and covered her eyes.

Then the "Bill Nye The Science Guy" theme started playing.

They didn't think it was funny.

That is just genius. You deserve 12 DaCs

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:57 pm

One kid cried and covered her eyes.

lol wat a baby

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:59 pm

Nice one ryno
Id like my teacher to do that

But shes a just out of uni one
And instead teachs us nothing and talks with the other girls in my senior high.
Teachers 19 or 20 or something.
Stupid bitch.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:04 pm

april fools

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:18 pm

Fallout 3 stole all the joy out of our lives.