Pooperscoopers Popcorn Reviews: The Ruins

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:27 am

It wasn't scary at all but it was entertaining as it was somewhat original for a horror type of movie. The vines at a temple like swallow you and stuff and there is a few scenes where they do some gruesome stuff to each other. I recommend it if you like horror and espionage/thriller movies except for the latter.

Also, during the previews there showed a movie that looked somewhat interesting because it had Robert Downey Jr. playing a black guy in a comedy about actors making a Vietnam movie that turns REAL ZOMG. It's called Tropic Thunder and has jack black and ben stiller in it also.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:37 pm

tropic thunder, eh
sounds pretty dope :atoga:

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:52 pm

tropic thunder looks pretty funny. The Ruins? No thanks.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:52 pm

So it's just another mediocre popcorn movie? y/n/mabye

I saw The Island today, it was very Puma, Chrysler, insert brand name iirc plus that hottie Johansson wasn't even allowed to show her tits. That movie sucked

NakedLunch · Post by **NakedLunch** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:16 pm

Tropic Thunder looks like it could be awesome

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:08 pm

Sorry to say Pooper, but your reviews are pretty dreadnought. I read it and had no fucking clue whatsoever about the movie. You gotta brush up those journalism skills, yo.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:51 am

Thor Pearnectar wrote: I saw The Island today, it was very Puma, Chrysler, insert brand name iirc plus that hottie Johansson wasn't even allowed to show her tits. That movie sucked

There are times when I know I could make a more successful movie. That was one of those times. Even with the shit story.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:20 am

Frater Perdurabo wrote:Sorry to say Pooper, but your reviews are pretty dreadnought. I read it and had no fucking clue whatsoever about the movie. You gotta brush up those journalism skills, yo.

I could end up describing the story of the movie doing my best not to spoil anything. Would that make them better?

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:04 am

POOPERSCOOPER wrote: I could end up describing the story of the movie doing my best not to spoil anything. Would that make them better?

yeah - no spoilers - I get all my best reviews here at DaC

@ Thor - only time I've ever seen Johanssen boobs was a clip from an interview :grope-age:

quick edit - also, on the poll options - am I rating your review, or the movie?

Post by **DarkUnderlord** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:29 pm

Yup. Definitely a good review worth saving.

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:23 pm

Frater Perdurabo wrote:Sorry to say Pooper, but your reviews are pretty dreadnought. I read it and had no fucking clue whatsoever about the movie. You gotta brush up those journalism skills, yo.

plot outline: college kids have the worst spring break... EVAR.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:09 pm

Horror movies put me to sleep
sorry i can't watch that shit.
I have tried but i just dont care

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