If I made a movie what would that movie be about?

Amis · Post by **Amis** » Sun May 11, 2008 1:19 am

Listen up dipshits! Im going to want to make a movie soon like a horny thirty year old woman wants to make a baby so tell me what movie I should make.

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Sun May 11, 2008 5:10 am

post apoc of course - if you can get cheap background like a bombed-out Iraqi city.

and cool gunshots or slashes from bladed weapons - gotta have action - and try not to make it *too* cheap

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Sun May 11, 2008 9:23 am

How about a horny 30 year old hottie who wants to make a baby? :pr0n:

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Sun May 11, 2008 11:28 am

Post apoc, but not shit, ie not like doomsday.

Nooke · Post by **Nooke** » Sun May 11, 2008 12:03 pm

Make a documentary.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sun May 11, 2008 12:19 pm

Make a mockumentary.

Nooke · Post by **Nooke** » Sun May 11, 2008 12:36 pm

Make a series of mockumentaries.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun May 11, 2008 1:41 pm

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AznhU_SeWWM&feature=user

Post by **DarkUnderlord** » Sun May 11, 2008 2:39 pm

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HKNmTfBaq90&feature=user

Make a documentary about someone who made a series of mockumentaries.

Call it "MORE SEX AND PORN AND SEX ON YOUTUBE" and use a photo of Tania Derveaux with her tits popping out as the video image thing.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Sun May 11, 2008 5:43 pm

I'd make a documentary about "IP flippers".

People who purchase IPs, then convert them to pabulum and sell the pap to the lowest common denominator.

edit:
Intellectual Property.

I don't believe in the Labor Theory of Value.

Except a little bit for Children Of The Mind.

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Sun May 11, 2008 8:06 pm

Why, a film about DAC of course.

Nooke · Post by **Nooke** » Mon May 12, 2008 2:30 am

Sounds like it's gonna be shit anyway.

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Mon May 12, 2008 3:14 am

Was there ever any other result?

..exept if his mom is hot. I would watch that.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:00 am

When i was in my inner aspiring filmmaker faze I planned on making a movie of like some group of friends deciding to make a movie but then they start fighting each other and shooting each other up. I planned to be like the guy from Natural Born Killers played by Robert Downey Jr. who like gets into it and starts filming it and stuff. I also planned to make an emo type of film about shit in HS, I was somewhat lame. I then realized that film making is too much work and I didn't have as much passion for it as I though besides in concept.

spokomptonjdub · Post by **spokomptonjdub** » Mon May 12, 2008 5:01 am

My friend and I used to make stop-motion movies with GI Joes when we were younger. We even had primitive special effects in the form of dirt and ash from the fireplace to make a tornado.

I resurrected the technique a few years back for my college german class. There was much rejoicing.

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:15 pm

I had this idea of making a movie that I thought of while trying to go to sleep last night. You know when you watch your avarage action / adventure movie, the good and the bad guy are pretty much defined them from the start - by their faces, queues and actions.

Well, I was thinking about shooting an exactly that type of movie, except that the focus on the movie is on the bad guy. In the end he still loses, but instead of 80% of the movie showing the good guy hunting down some useless bullshit in some abandoned warehouse, we will on focus on the bad guy. Essentially, he's human as well and in the vast majority of movies, there is veyr little character development of the villain. You know, getting a phone call from his minions, saying that his warehouse has been blown up by the good guy (its been passed down generations though his family), his car has been blown up (he mortgaged his parents' house to get it), his little daughter, in tears, calls him and says that she did badly in a test at school (he helped her study for it for half the night). And you know, in the end, his last straw of hope to get his life back on track (world domination) is flopped by the "good guy" who then goes off to fuck some Hollywood slut in the Caribbean.

I think that this movie would make a big statement about the society that we live in and especially objectivity.

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Mon May 12, 2008 9:11 pm

Ideas like that are good, but they'd never get made. Even if it did, it'd most likely be a comedy.

If I was ever able to get one made, I'd make it a cool science fiction movie. It'd be a tribute to all the pulp 1950 movies, while at the same time try to be its own kind of movie. It'd revolve around a completely normal and bland person who was caught up in a series of events that causes the world to get blown up, which then the rest of the movie (or sequels) revolves around human survivors trying to propel the moon to Mar's orbit, so people can live on both of them.

Or something like that.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Mon May 12, 2008 10:11 pm

make a movie about bench pressing

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Wed May 14, 2008 7:06 pm

Make a movie about a man being hunted. I like those movies.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Wed May 14, 2008 7:26 pm

Dogmeatlives wrote:Make a movie about a man being hunted. I like those movies.

Sniper

Just scope/spotting binocs views and kills.

All along the highways and byways and cities and so on.