Smokin' Aces

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Thu May 10, 2007 6:35 pm

PsychoSniper wrote:Wait, this movie didnt suck ?

It really sucked in a 'trying way too hard to be witty and cool in a Tarantino-esque fashion but utterly failing' way. It's munchkinny.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu May 10, 2007 8:42 pm

Not munchkinny?

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Thu May 10, 2007 9:51 pm

The only redeeming part is...SPOLIER...that Ben Affleck gets killed 1/3 of the way in.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Thu May 10, 2007 11:44 pm

Really? Damn, I might have to see it now.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri May 11, 2007 1:04 pm

I rather just not see him, even if he gets killed.

Even in Hollywoodland, in which his acting was kinda good, he was painful to watch.

He just screams "I slept with J.Lo! Ha ha!".

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Fri May 11, 2007 1:56 pm

Even in mallrats?

Atrokkus · Post by **Atrokkus** » Fri May 11, 2007 2:18 pm

Even in Hollywoodland, in which his acting was kinda good, he was painful to watch.

He just screams "I slept with J.Lo! Ha ha!".

Envy is a horrible feeling.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri May 11, 2007 5:06 pm

It's not really envy.
Let me start over.

Ben screams "I slept with J.Lo! Ha Ha!"

And I scream "Nobody thinks she's hot anymore, asshole!"

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Fri May 11, 2007 5:11 pm

When i was like 14 I used to beat it to her music videos. Adolescent masturbation, what a silly memory.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri May 11, 2007 5:40 pm

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sat May 17, 2008 2:27 am

Well, I just watched Smokin' Aces. What an awfully ordinary movie?

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Sat May 17, 2008 6:04 am

It has Alicia Keys in it. I fucking hate Alicia Keyes or whatever sic.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat May 17, 2008 8:53 am

Too many of the 'characters' survived to the credits.

Then promptly swallowed their tongues in unison. Yes.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Sat May 17, 2008 9:12 am

Funfact: The tremor brothers were designed after me.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:26 am

Not gonna see it, dont care about poker. Also Jennifer Lopez has never been and will never be hot. She is a fat fuck.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:54 am

Indeed.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Sat May 17, 2008 4:54 pm

For me, the jury's out on Alicia Keys.

I can never catch a good glimpse of her ass, and that would totally make or break her for me.

She's always in some black flowy thing or sitting at a piano, like the fat sister from Heart that they never showed from the waist up on TV. Her ass exposure seems too carefully managed for her not to have a fat ass.
I'm suspect.

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Sat May 17, 2008 7:53 pm

Why are ya'll hatin' on the sisters? Alicia Keys is cute as hell and it isn't like you didn't get several great ganders at her cleavage.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sat May 17, 2008 8:08 pm

this movie should be called smokin' cocks because that's what it's about because it's a very chit movie. cabrondo?

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Sat May 17, 2008 8:45 pm

Alicia Keys is retarded? Thats kind of like saying Alicia Keys is a woman, it's a given. Doesn't make her unattractive, though.

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Prev ... s-jr38.jpg

w/gun

http://www.beansouptimes.com/alicia_keys.jpg

http://rushprnews.com/AliciaKeys.jpg

Works for me.