Word docks locked.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:23 pm

maN I AM SO WASTED RIGHT NOW I BOUGHT O BTOOLE OF RUSSIAN BEAR ON SPECILA YESTERDAY FOR A BRAAI, AND I THINK I FINISHED MOST OF IT TODAY, IA MA SUTRE I WAS THE MOSRT wasted person at the poarty tonite and i am sure i wll get shat out for it tomorrow.fuck sundat is going to suck i am soooooo hungry rigtht now.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:18 am

So you're trying to drown the sorrow about the fact that you're a little fuckwit with alcohol? How predictable.

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:24 am

Peanut, sorry to burst your bubble but you go to some random university in a random country. You know, it's like about as good as getting a sailing degree in a landlocked country.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:21 am

The biochemistry department at Pretoria university is on of the top departments in the whole world. It is one of the only biochemistry degrees on earth that require second year chemistry instead of allowing it as an optional elective.

Biochemistry is a new science so doing it as somewhere like harvard or oxford is a waste of time, those universities are for the old sciences like physics or mathematics.

I would have loved to go to MIT but i am not a fucking millionaire.

http://www.studysa.co.za/contentpage.aspx?pageid=4150

Not that bad. And if you take into account that the ratings include BA and BCom that are totally uselss here we get bumped up even higher.

I am pretty fucking sure that if anyone cures HIV it will be someon from south africa.

Worlds first heart transplant : South Africa.
Worlds Longest range artillery (5 times longer than the yanks only just made)
First helicopter that can do a backflip
Best line of sight targetting system, etc etc.

All cause a whole bunch of ex Nazi's used to run the country.

Even if this uni sucked i still outrank all of you wankers.

http://www.springerlink.com/content/w2456n4546337838/

In. your. face.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:23 am

VasikkA wrote:
rabidpeanut wrote:A biochemsist is as good as it gets. And since i am one, i am at the pinacle of science. Doctors are fancy mechanics who fix machines that already repair themselves. No doctor has ever cured any disease, Only biochemists. Louis Pasteur was a biochemist. As was edward jenner. And afaik no doctor apart from surgeons have really done any good other than keeping the weak alive. Surgeons are needed as are biochemists. The rest of you on this forum actually dont really matter.
Biochemistry is the new .

The word files are being cracked because i want to do my pracs ahead of schedule instead of waiting for the lecturer to give them to me when she sees fit. We have been given all the pracs but they are all passworded and i dont fell that i should wait to do my work when i could do it now.
In that case you should just ask your lecturer for the password. Doing shit ahead becuase you feel like you're capable of doing that or it fits your schedule better is perfectly acceptable. I once asked my lecturer to do the same thing and my wish was granted; the fucker usually unlocked the files like two days before you actually had to hand them in so I had to fit half a day's work in my already busy schedule, which isn't really the best way to learn new stuff. Who knows, she might give you head as well.

Oh yeah vodka rulez.
True dat.

Yeah i have got 3 out of 5 of the passwords the others stand up to dictionary attacks. THey are probably some chemical name or something.

banana
cotton
???
???
egg

Security ftw hey?

Who knows, she might give you head as well

OH HELL NO.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:50 pm

rabidpeanut wrote:Yeah i have got 3 out of 5 of the passwords the others stand up to dictionary attacks. THey are probably some chemical name or something.

banana
cotton
???
???
egg

Security ftw hey?

You didn't read what I just wrote. JUST ASK FOR THE PASSWORDS.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:07 pm

You have not met this person. She is WAY too uptight. When you run into a black lady who has some power you will understand. They are worse than nazi's.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:31 pm

The missing two passwords are watermelon and fried chicken.

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:31 pm

rabidpeanut wrote:You have not met this person. She is WAY too uptight. When you run into a black lady who has some power you will understand. They are worse than nazi's.

no shit, Oprah's your teacher!?

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:04 am

rabidpeanut wrote:Even if this uni sucked i still outrank all of you wankers.

http://www.springerlink.com/content/w2456n4546337838/

In. your. face.

Let's see,
http://www.topuniversities.com/worlduni ... versities/
ranks UCL as #9. Pretoria didn't make the list, I wonder why was that?

http://www.socialcapitalgateway.org/eng ... hangai.htm
ranks UCL as #25 (yeah, everyone does it by a different criteria).
While "Pretoria" is ranked as world #718.
Need I say more?

rabidpeanut wrote:In. your. face.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:24 am

rabidpeanut wrote:I need a cracker

http://www.bestwhip.com/images/1L_001.jpg

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:16 am

Frater Perdurabo wrote:
rabidpeanut wrote:Even if this uni sucked i still outrank all of you wankers.

http://www.springerlink.com/content/w2456n4546337838/

In. your. face.
Let's see,
http://www.topuniversities.com/worlduni ... versities/
ranks UCL as #9. Pretoria didn't make the list, I wonder why was that?

http://www.socialcapitalgateway.org/eng ... hangai.htm
ranks UCL as #25 (yeah, everyone does it by a different criteria).
While "Pretoria" is ranked as world #718.
Need I say more?
rabidpeanut wrote:In. your. face.

Well if you are in ucla then congrats. :If you aren't then stfu.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:59 pm

rabidpeanut wrote:http://www.studysa.co.za/contentpage.aspx?pageid=4150

I actually expected to see better results from an ex-colonial state with a population of 50 million and the only African nation whose national sport is other than cracking each others skulls. I guess you're all congoids, after all.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:04 pm

Ooh, funny pages. It seems my university is ranked just below University of Oklahoma, US and shares the rank with such gems of education as University of Trieste, Italy and Deakin University, Australia. Woot.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:21 pm

Kashluk wrote:Ooh, funny pages. It seems my university is ranked just below University of Oklahoma, US and shares the rank with such gems of education as University of Trieste, Italy and Deakin University, Australia. Woot.

What are you studying?

To sikka.

IT was all good all the way up until about 2002 and then things really went pear shaped. FOr africa it is insanely good. We are a good test bed for systems that need their bugs fixed cause no one here really cares whether or not it works 100%. Also with so much fucking AIDS going around we are great if you study virology, which i have done.

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:19 pm

Thanks. Anyway, I'm leaving now since I'm doing a double degree. After spending 2 years in London, I'm going to Universite Paul Cezanne in southern France, which is one of the best public law universities in Europe. Master's after that probably, fuck working.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:30 pm

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:20 am

Frater Perdurabo wrote:Thanks. Anyway, I'm leaving now since I'm doing a double degree. After spending 2 years in London, I'm going to Universite Paul Cezanne in southern France, which is one of the best public law universities in Europe. Master's after that probably, fuck working.

Law you say?

ROFLMAO.

That is not a fucking degree.

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:28 pm

Yep, it's two fucking degrees actually

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:48 pm

To rapidpeanut:

Political sciences, I begin my studies this fall. The army kinda came in the way.