Dark Knight Review Pending (Major SPOILERS)

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:29 pm

spacemoose wrote:I'm not going to see it because its a movie that takes itself way too seriously for being based on a two bit comic. two bit as in the characters are one dimensional

that and I can't think of a way to enrage the audience besides yelling at batman about how sexy he is and that could basically work with any movie so

When the Joker's arrested, and empties his pockets, there are a bunch of knives and dangerous shit, and a peeling knife.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:15 pm

MAJOR SPOILER:

Bruce Wayne is really Batman.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:27 pm

Smiley wrote:Gonna mark this as a spoiler thread... I wish someone had done it before me.

Sorry, I probably should have thought about the beasts I would be unleashing.

Also jokers knife I don't know if it was a peeling knife, it look more just like a cool design. I guess it could be used as a peeler if he really wanted to have some mashed potato.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:59 pm

No it was a peeling knife. I'm sure of it.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:14 pm

Well I've never seen a peeling knife but I guess you could be right. I have one of those just regular peelers but it does have the same thing in the middle like the knife but no knife edges.

I think i could have played a better joker and got an oscar.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:39 pm

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:42 pm

I'm having trouble understanding how an adult person, who isn't under guardianship, wouldn't know what a peeling knife looks like.

Have you ever eaten potatoes? Apples?

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:13 pm

You could just have some Mexican peel them for you.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:45 pm

One of my Friends cut the tip off his finger with one of those yesterday(Dont ask me how, those things are blunt ffs.), then he cut himself fucked up shaving, and then he got kicked in the face at a soccer match. Fun monday.

Moral of the story, stay away from that knife.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:39 am

Kashluk wrote:I'm having trouble understanding how an adult person, who isn't under guardianship, wouldn't know what a peeling knife looks like.

Have you ever eaten potatoes? Apples?

My thought exactly. I think poopie is younger and his parents might be babysitting him.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:43 am

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:16 am

Keep using your nails, bourgeois.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:31 am

This is the type of peeler I'm used to

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:59 am

I was actually a fan of Scarecrow cameo opener. I thought it was a good way to show how two-bit he was compared to Joker.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:54 pm

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:This is the type of peeler I'm used to

It's pretty much the same?

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:56 am

VasikkA wrote:MAJOR SPOILER:

Bruce Wayne is really Batman.

The guy I went to see it with actually came out of the theater and screamed this.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:32 pm

NO IT'S DENT YOU BASTARDS

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:34 am

God damn it you ruined it for everyone you fuck.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:48 am

MAJOR SPOILER:

Joker dies in the end.

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:35 am

VasikkA wrote:MAJOR SPOILER:

Joker dies in the end.

And so does Commissioner Gordon (after the credits roll).