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St. Toxic wrote:Hey Pip, why don't you shut your commie mouth and read this for a change?

http://www.rense.com/general83/inttt.htm

I mean, it's so obvious really. I cannot believe how blind peope are to the truth. :chew:
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shite, I've been blind, it's them :jew: :jew: again! :rant:
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Mismatch wrote:
its obvious youre from a capitalist shit since you use imitate cliches like "communist dictatorship".. media brainwash is a must in all capitalist countries.
Since there is no, and has never ever been, another form of communist government than dictatorship I would hardly call it cliché, but rather realité.
acting badass cool over internet will not make you more informative or knoweladged.. but maybe you should try to learn to talk with people from other sides of the world to get a better idea of news and other variable information types
Yeah I tried that once, while I was on my annual imperialistic sejour in some backwater country. So I approached this middle aged gentleman and tried to engage him in conversation:

I: "Well hello there good sir, may bother you for a minute?"

middle aged gentleman: "Glyggglyggsplott knishmunk gesplyff"

I: "Well I say, that was entirely uncalled for!"

middle aged gentleman: "Glaargesplaaarg, hnuff hnuff"

I: "I will have no more of this! I am leaving."

So after a while I felt a tad guilty, thinking that maybe he was a retard or something, and that I should have been a little bit more polite. But as it turns out, he was just from some third world country and rather incapable of expressing himself even in his native language. And yet he often ventured out on 'the internets' and had heated arguments with foreigners whom he loathed because of their imperialist lifestyle.
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Hey kioshiro, maybe you should take a good hard look at yourself before you start calling outhers out. :total flamebait: :snicker:
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Western states have grown increasingly impatient that Russian troops remain inside Georgia nearly a week after a ceasefire ended a war
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Wasn't it the fifth anniversary of the Bush speech under "mission accomplished" -banner, like, a week ago or something? We got ourselves a new Chechenya--Vietnam-Iraq-breed! Modern guerilla warfare, yeehaw!

And this time, it's right next door! Hot damn, maybe we'll let slip the dogs of war on my life time after all.
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Kashluk wrote:Wasn't it the fifth anniversary of the Bush speech under "mission accomplished" -banner, like, a week ago or something? We got ourselves a new Chechenya--Vietnam-Iraq-breed! Modern guerilla warfare, yeehaw!

And this time, it's right next door! Hot damn, maybe we'll let slip the dogs of war on my life time after all.
Connect the dots.

Finland-Russia-Baltic States-Poland-Ukraine-Chechnya-Georgia-Iraq-Iran

9, 11 if we count Baltics separately.

This could be quite fun.

From USA point of view, here is what to do:

1. Tax of $0.25 on cheetos, doritos, salsa, etc.
2. Tax of $0.10 on gas (gallon) - to encourage staying home to watch War TV
3. Tax of $1.00 on beer, wine, liquor per $5 of purchase
4. Tax of $1.00 per month for cable TV, internet, and video rental services.
5. Tax of $20 per month for being fat

1% of revenue goes to advertise and encourage the above things except gas consumption.

99% goes to buy small arms, mines, personal anti-tank and anti-aircraft missile, rpg, sniper/antimaterial rifles, NBC kits, emergency rations, and general ammunition. (generally stuff that doesn't require a support network)

Ship all of that to the areas on the connect-the-dots list

Sit back and munch on chips 'n' dip, drink beer, fart, and watch the beautiful entertainment.
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sadly, you're right Redeye. I think USA needs to sell some weapons pretty bad. Loads of them.
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Kashluk wrote:Wasn't it the fifth anniversary of the Bush speech under "mission accomplished" -banner, like, a week ago or something? We got ourselves a new Chechenya--Vietnam-Iraq-breed! Modern guerilla warfare, yeehaw! And this time, it's right next door! Hot damn, maybe we'll let slip the dogs of war on my life time after all.
Shut up, your tiny frozen Karelia-less pimple of a country is next. Better start resurrecting White Death, me boyo. You're about to be Finlandized...oh, wait, you are Finland.
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kioshiro wrote:in which foxnews have you got lost in? .
Oh look, a Russian nationalist agitator. How quickly they grow up; one minute they're in jackboots stomping communism into the faces of everyone in their way in the name of the proletariat, the next they're wearing jackboots stomping fascism into the faces of inferior neighbouring countries in the name of the Great Motherland. I guess that's progress, for a Russian.

Michael Totten has interviews from two of the world's foremost experts on Georgia, from the field.
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Russia makes the world more fun.

They are surrounded, so expect a bit of grouchiness.
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Mechanurgist wrote:
Kashluk wrote:Wasn't it the fifth anniversary of the Bush speech under "mission accomplished" -banner, like, a week ago or something? We got ourselves a new Chechenya--Vietnam-Iraq-breed! Modern guerilla warfare, yeehaw! And this time, it's right next door! Hot damn, maybe we'll let slip the dogs of war on my life time after all.
Shut up, your tiny frozen Karelia-less pimple of a country is next. Better start resurrecting White Death, me boyo. You're about to be Finlandized...oh, wait, you are Finland.
Um, that was exactly my point. Flavored with over-done war mongering. If the Motherland starts picking out dissatisfactory neighbors in the Caucasus, she could just as well turn her head to our direction as well. In Soviet Union your neighbors invade you :dance: EDIT: Oh, and our Prime Minister was quick to announce that Finland will have no part in embargos or any other penalties on Russia. Probably shat his pants when he heard that a Russian neighbor approx. our size just got kicked in the groin.
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Kashluk wrote:... a Russian neighbor approx. our size just got kicked in the groin.
Georgia
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Both images taken from wikipedia sites for the militaries of Georgia and Finland, respectively.
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Exactly.
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Kashluk wrote: Oh, and our Prime Minister was quick to announce that Finland will have no part in embargos or any other penalties on Russia.
lol seriously?
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Yup. Motherfuckers are so afraid we're next that they don't want to risk their asses by going up to the barricades making demands to our lovely neighbour.
It is important for the European Union to determine a common policy in respect of Russia. Finland does not support any sanctions against Russia. Such a line of action would trigger a vicious circle of counter-measures that would be hard to break.
That's from Prime Minister's Office -website.
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Well, I mean, it all comes down to money. Embargos are bad for business, yo.

Politics and wars and shit is just another way of comparing penises, so better ignore it. Jeez, why get so emotional about it? Not like Georgia(or, rather, its government) should be taken seriously anyway. :rofl:
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Bomb israel = Profit.
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St. Toxic wrote:Bomb israel = Profit.
And have big fuckin problems.
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No more jews = no more problems. :joy:
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St. Toxic wrote:No more jews = no more problems. :joy:
Now this has to be a joke. :drunk:
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