MadBill wrote:Where I am from they sell Peach Cobbler to the kiddies
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F
FIREMEN
According to Mr. Dec, firemen are the REAL BUM GANGSTERS! They have no work to do most
of the time and so get paid to sleep on the job. They also have "drunk sodomy drug parties with
spic girls", as well as rob stores and homes to earn extra money and then burn down the homes
and businesses of those they rob, thereby murdering their victims and covering up the crime. Dec
claims to have recieved this information from "a black kosher ex-Flying Captain-assassin" which
he had vivid memories of having slept next to. (Thanks to Ted Torbich for this definition!)