Red Alert. For free even.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:15 am

Heads up; You can download Red Alert the best way to download Red Alert, for free. Albeit today only, unlike how I'm guessing most people get it round here - any time.

http://www.ea.com/redalert/news-detail.jsp?id=62

Then again, judging from the news section, everyone already reads Kotaku and already knew that.

So yes. Red Alert. Enjoy.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:12 am

*Original Owner*

I don't pirate everything, just the shit I don't know if it'll be worth it.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:44 am

They'd have to pay me to watch those godawful cutscenes again.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:07 pm

I dont know how you could possibly fuck number 3 up quite as badly as they have. It looks like a bunch of cute fluffy chewy toys decided to go to war. And they brought some bears long for the ride.

Amis · Post by **Amis** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 6:35 pm

Well Ra2 wasn't much less "cartoony" You had giant squids incredible hulk clones etc... Etc...

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:41 am

lol the third one looks so awesome

and the music was great in ra games

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:33 am

Red Alert!

Amis · Post by **Amis** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:09 pm

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:17 pm

She has nice legs for a heiffer. :McDonalds:

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:45 pm

Okay... One of the things why gaming never becomes truly "an adults' hobby" are these half-naked bimbos promoting shit. Let's look at it this way: is that supposed to be some parade uniform or real combat outfit? No way it works under fire and for Christ's sake it's butt-fucking-ugly to have anything to do with parades. The only reason we got her with that Dragunov-wannabe, posing there, showing off her rock hard plastic nipples, is that it attracts the 15-year old nerd crowd. Bye bye, respect and solid status! You were so close, but ah, yet so far.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:47 pm

I agree. They should have shown more Billy D. Williams or George Takai.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:37 pm

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:42 pm

Colt 45, the official drink of the imperial leagion.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:25 am

Kashluk wrote:Okay... One of the things why gaming never becomes truly "an adults' hobby" are these half-naked bimbos promoting shit. Let's look at it this way: is that supposed to be some parade uniform or real combat outfit? No way it works under fire and for Christ's sake it's butt-fucking-ugly to have anything to do with parades. The only reason we got her with that Dragunov-wannabe, posing there, showing off her rock hard plastic nipples, is that it attracts the 15-year old nerd crowd. Bye bye, respect and solid status! You were so close, but ah, yet so far.

But it kind of fit in the actual context? I wouldn't forgive this kind of shitty advertising for a game that's supposed to be serious, but isn't Red Alert all about stuff that doesn't make sense?

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:47 am

Einstein traveling back in time to shoot Hitler is serious bussiness.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:13 am

Of course.

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:30 am

Kashluk wrote:Okay... One of the things why gaming never becomes truly "an adults' hobby" are these half-naked bimbos promoting shit.

Half nekkid binbos promote cars, and no one evar say those aren't for adults. Wtf is wrong with half naked lasses anyweh? The amount of lightly clad (and good looking) women is directly proportional to any civilizations success.

butt-fucking

Amis · Post by **Amis** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:11 am

They should have atleast made the uniform a leather bra I mean this is... Pffffpt to conservative.

Also their going to have a schoolgirl for the Japanese faction!

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:40 am

Mismatch wrote: The amount of lightly clad (and good looking) women is directly proportional to any civilizations success.

So that's why the Middle East is fucked up. It all makes sense now.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:22 pm

Wolfman Walt wrote:Einstein traveling back in time to shoot Hitler is serious bussiness.

Wait, didn't stalin travel back in time ? Einstein was the other guy in the lab wasn't he? Though you never saw his face, only that he wore glasses, so it could have been einstein.

I only had the soviet disk which i borrowed from a friend so if anyone know the whole story correct me plox.