Kashluk wrote:Wasn't it the fifth anniversary of the Bush speech under "mission accomplished" -banner, like, a week ago or something? We got ourselves a new Chechenya--Vietnam-Iraq-breed! Modern guerilla warfare, yeehaw!
And this time, it's right next door! Hot damn, maybe we'll let slip the dogs of war on my life time after all.
Connect the dots.
Finland-Russia-Baltic States-Poland-Ukraine-Chechnya-Georgia-Iraq-Iran
9, 11 if we count Baltics separately.
This could be quite fun.
From USA point of view, here is what to do:
1. Tax of $0.25 on cheetos, doritos, salsa, etc.
2. Tax of $0.10 on gas (gallon) - to encourage staying home to watch War TV
3. Tax of $1.00 on beer, wine, liquor per $5 of purchase
4. Tax of $1.00 per month for cable TV, internet, and video rental services.
5. Tax of $20 per month for being fat
1% of revenue goes to advertise and encourage the above things except gas consumption.
99% goes to buy small arms, mines, personal anti-tank and anti-aircraft missile, rpg, sniper/antimaterial rifles, NBC kits, emergency rations, and general ammunition. (generally stuff that doesn't require a support network)
Ship all of that to the areas on the connect-the-dots list
Sit back and munch on chips 'n' dip, drink beer, fart, and watch the beautiful entertainment.