Holy ass balls.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:51 pm

I am fucking unfit when it comes to running. I can cycle 20ks with no problems, but i just ran about 1.5km and i am fucking dead.

THe reason:

South Africa: Some dumb swell guy just decided it would very cool to fuck his girlfriend up in front of my flat. So like every good dac citizen who is essentially a big fat pussy would do, i called the cops. Good thing about africa is that the number for the cops is not toll free. I had no fucking airtime. sooooo. I had to get up, go downstairs tell the guard to keep the gate closed, and run the 1.5km to the fucking police station, and call teh pigs. so i rock up and just about everything is fucking locked. Good thing our whole goverment decided to quit, so now everthing is running at peak efficiency, and the cops who normally take about 20 minutes take upwards of half a fucking hour. THey finally get hee and now they are outside busy talking, hopefully they don't lock the poor dude up, i hope hey just kick his ass LAPD or worse, SAPD(you watched the documentary on the special task force) style.

Cause if you get locked up here you are basically dead. I think they have student cells so i hope they lock him up with some big afrikaner who is just in for the night and wants to kick some swell guy ass. I honestly hope for his sake he does not get locked up, and that all he gets is a fine or a poes klap good blikseming.

But anyway, back to studing enzymology while the monkeys beat their hoes.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:08 pm

Holiday starts on fucking friday, and i have a test tomorrow, WTF. the day i get back i have an assignement due, and the day after i have a test too. And i have gorillas outside showing the women who is more primitive.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:58 pm

I was in a pharmacy the other day keeping someone company in the line, and while we were there we were watching the special olympics on the tv in the corner, and it was the 200m sprint. I am ashamed to say that south africa has the world's fastest retard.

Sorry smiley, there are better retards out there than you.

spacemoose · Post by **spacemoose** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:43 am

can you own firearms w/o a license in south afrika

Psychoul · Post by **Psychoul** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:37 am

why do u live in south africa?, and why is the sky blue?

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:04 am

OriahUlrich wrote:and why is the sky blue?

Because god loves the infantry.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:06 am

The fun part is, that most people don't get it.

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:58 am

Hardy-har-har.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:09 am

Fatty.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:40 am

I'm not fat, i am just unfit in the running department. Put me on a bike and i will leave most people behind, but fuck, running SUCKS.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:03 am

BTW. Isn't the colour you wear country specific or does every country use the same colour? Cause infantry can't be blue and armour gold in every country. Is there some sort of UN convention?

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:40 am

VasikkA wrote:Fatty.

qft

Wolfman Walt wrote:
OriahUlrich wrote:and why is the sky blue?
Because god loves the infantry.

I thought he had a hard-on for marines.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:59 pm

rabidpeanut wrote:Sorry smiley, there are better retards out there than you.

And I'm sure you know all of them at the institution.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:33 pm

Smiley wrote:
rabidpeanut wrote:Sorry smiley, there are better retards out there than you.
And I'm sure you know all of them at the institution.

Yes, and they all speak very highly of you.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:05 pm

rabidpeanut wrote:BTW. Isn't the colour you wear country specific or does every country use the same colour? Cause infantry can't be blue and armour gold in every country. Is there some sort of UN convention?

Infanftry's green around here (armor's black, artillery's red...), but it's one of those "you gotta know these sayings" - kind of thing. And our company chief back in ROS used to call rain, fog, blizzard and all other crappy weather perfect weather for infantry, because "that means we won't need be afraid of enemy air units". So sunshine and blue skies feels like an evil god sitting on the edge of a cloud up in heaven, burning us like ants with his magnifying glass. Because he loves the infantry

It's just my bizarre reasoning, I guess.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:20 pm

Navy would still kick your asses.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:26 pm

I recognize your colors of the rainbow, fellow marine

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:56 pm

hey keffer:

jy es mooi! Wil ye braai of wil ye naai?

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:39 pm

Get lost you plank.

Goretheglowingone · Post by **Goretheglowingone** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:12 am

fucking Pansy, why didn't you beat the shit outta him? your such a fucking jew.