Why you shouldn't pistolwhip mexicans

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:19 pm

Hello, i just got out of jail. Its true. Fuck you.

While "checking out" they handed me a tape that they had found in my house during the raid. Guess what? You're going to watch it, and you are going to enjoy it, fuck damnit.

REMEMBER THIS?!

http://www.duckandcover.cx/forums/viewtopic.php?t=15565

SWALLOW IT WHOLE YOU DIRTY WHORE, GULP IT DOWN!
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Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:37 pm

Is this merely a coincidence:

atoga wrote:i would kill a man to see that footage.

And then... jail release --> footage...

downloading now... slowish tho'

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:40 pm

Jail... Raids... Nerdcons, wait, what?

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:14 pm

so I've watched it... and wow.
The part under the bridge was brilliant.

But the trip seems a tad... well... um, uneventful.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:17 pm

Rubbish. Bummer about the trip.

And outstandingly hilarious with the goatee hippy who's shitting his pants 'cause he's lost.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:33 pm

Mismatch wrote:But the trip seems a tad... well... um, uneventful.

It was, pretty much. I mean, there was nothing film-worthy at the Nerdcon, unless you consider hour-long lectures on the topic of marketting or 3dsmax 8 pre-release hype as interesting material. Anti also missed a few shots that would have been excellent, such as the announcement when the train stopped in the middle of nowhere because there was some technical problems, or the worthless bus-ride that took us half-way to nowhere, or at least a minute of dry nerd-shop talk; as you can tell, his mind drifts quite a bit. Still, after watching the cut footage, I have to say that it sums up the nerdcon situation very nicely. 5 Melker Anderssons out of 5.

Smiley wrote:And outstandingly hilarious with the goatee hippy who's shitting his pants 'cause he's lost.

Mostly it was being around Anti a whole day that got to me. Notice how he never says anything through the whole film? He's like that. He just stares at and around you intensly and sometimes giggles to himself. :shudder:

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:07 am

How did you end up in jail though?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:41 am

Just watched it. There only one word to describe this : lol

And maybe, maybe : how kubrick

For sure I'm keeping this video for yearly christmas viewings.

Seriously though, didn't you guys talk to each other? I'm sure there were some funny moments we weren't shown

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:04 am

Lol, funny as hell. But who was antimeasure? the longhaired dude with the weird finnish-ish accent? Or the camera dude obsessed with zooming in and out and in and out all the fing time in unfocused shots.

MalmÃ¶ is a shithole, but if you had explored my city, which happens to be Helsingborg

you would probably have liked it.

The bridge thingy was totally blair witch.
So if you could summerize your Sweden experiance in 3 words or less, what would it be?

Edit: oh.. st Toxic is the longhaired dude.. I swear I thought you were American.. anyway brilliant editing with the porn bits.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:06 am

St. Toxic wrote: Mostly it was being around Anti a whole day that got to me. Notice how he never says anything through the whole film? He's like that. He just stares at and around you intensly and sometimes giggles to himself. :shudder:

It's MalmÃ¶, shit end of nowhere, no reason to explain.

I'm guessing Anti is the guy we see in the beginning?
Either him or the porn star.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:35 am

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Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:57 am

S4ur0n27 wrote:How did you end up in jail though?

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:35 pm

Mismatch wrote:
S4ur0n27 wrote:How did you end up in jail though?

The part in the beginning that shows some mexicans working in the front of my house... Well, you could say that i caught one of those wetbacks stealing from the garage. It was dark and i was drunk, so i wacked him in the back of his head with my luger.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:01 pm

Smiley wrote:I'm guessing Anti is the guy we see in the beginning?

Yeah that's him.

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:53 pm

Toxic, where are you from? Sounds like a Scandinavian accent.. Norway?

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:35 pm

Jemen, India

Antimeasure is my new idol. Yay.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:37 pm

Kashluk wrote:Jemen, India

Antimeasure is my new idol. Yay.

Totally. He looks a bit frustrated, though?

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:39 pm

S4ur0n27 wrote:
Kashluk wrote:Jemen, India

Antimeasure is my new idol. Yay.
Totally. He looks a bit frustrated, though?

Wouldnt you be if mexicans were digging infront of your house? Fucking wetbacks.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:12 pm

Must admit I would

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:59 pm

Well if they rob you then they deserve a good fucking up, and since you HAVE a gun might as well use the butt to correct some affirmative shopping.