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Welcome to the future of youre media ingestion, british broadcasting corporation 2: generation kill bill.

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ths is top gear, the classic british television programme because it isnt that good and always play aphex twin while filming a car in slow motion. it also is a load of poppycock basically but if you can get over that theres some funny bits where somebody like your dad plays with gadgets. and everybody knows dads love gadgets.

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he is chris morris and he is televisions funny man for generation kill bill X. he uses the post modern technique of jean paul satire to stick it to the man and kick down the boundaries of christianity through subversifying culture.


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here are vic reeves and bob mortimer also two 'comediens' who suberfify culture and get up to some real waxy and silly antics heh heh very good lols indeed

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doctor who lol

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this is grange hill, the classic bbc soap opera set in a high school. very good stuff indeed and it also has the best theme tune ever. +young girls in school uniforms! my inner otaku feels much obliged lol hubba hubba

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red dwarf is a tv series set in space where the entire human population consists of 50% white people and 50% black people. and the two white people are a robot and a dead person. it is a shocking look at the gender bending aspects of living in a post-patriachiala society dude also theres lots of time chifting technology heh heh have a chicken vindaloo

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richard & judy are the best television couple in all of britain and they do some really hard hitting interviews not as good as jeremy kyle but better than johnathan ross but you probably have to watch it long time to truly appreciate the goodness of everything.

i cant be bothered finding more piatures lol so here are some stuff i dunno research your own frickin british tv aka the best tv ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZDjWLwqAPY guitar lesson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omdCXEdVCT0 apaches
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPB_EQly1jI sexism defate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK3LduV4-tg aqua vita
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s0ZxAVAcDw the master
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t448cO8MoMg threads durr
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Wish I was british.
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Your teeth don't.

Top gear is however, fucking birlliant.

The rest sucks.

And smiley is a smeg head.
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Don't forget the fucking-80's gem Dempsey and Makepeace.
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Red Dwarf and Black Adder are probably the funniest tv shows I've ever watched. Every tells me to go watch Black Books, but I can just never be bothered.
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Black Books is easily on par with both. Odds are good that you are missing out through your apathy. :drunk:
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Blargh wrote:Black Books is easily on par with both. Odds are good that you are missing out through your apathy. :drunk:
holy shit!

Blargh spoke regular english!?

And yes, black books is fucking hilarious.

And no matter what anyone says, red dwarf is not funny. It is brain dead.
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Sigmund wrote:brain
WE AGREE ON SOMETHING

HOLY SHIT

STOP

T.T.S - Garth Marenghi's Dark Place is 503% ducky.

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dark place is indeed very dank nugz. man to man with dean learner wasnt that good, but snuff box made up for it. the dudes out of darkplace were also in the I.T crowd is bad, but nathan barley is good. brass eye, the day today and blue jam are all some wicked shit. other things to look @@@ perhaps are nighty night, spaced, fast show, father ted, fist of fun, alan partridge, the thick of it, peep show. avoid anything on bbc3 mostly. TUHPOP FUNUN.
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I've never seen any of the "Doctor Who" series.
Since you've posted it, I assume you think it's good...

Are they all good though? Or should I stick to the old ones?
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This show is awesomely funny
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Two of my favorite:

Little Britain - not sure about the new HBO series yet though.

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What about British porn tele? Anything good on?
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Smiley wrote:I've never seen any of the "Doctor Who" series.
Since you've posted it, I assume you think it's good...

Are they all good though? Or should I stick to the old ones?
ones with tom baker are best as hes drunk a lot of the time. im not a hardcore fan, but you should at least listen to the theme tune.

little britain is ok. but its more or less like league of gentleman really. the office is good and better than its american cunterpart, just like everything.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3CtFBmoJ86E
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LESS IS MORE ?

Comparing Little Britain (which is tepid tripe) with The League of Gentlemen (which is distilled woo) is almost blasphemous. Almost. :drunk:
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The British Office is crap.
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The Mighty Boosh is awesome.

Search for THE MAIGHTY BEWSH on youtube to find ALL the Mighty Boosh episodes.

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