Tingel Tangel

mr.Zahn · Post by **mr.Zahn** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:22 pm

Hello DACK,

Why is it that out of all of you guys, it's Tingel Tangel that really scares the living shit out of me?

Please help, I can't take it anymore.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:47 pm

Is it not the whiskers ?

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:49 pm

Are you perhaps afraid of vaginas? If so, please tell us all about your relationship with your mother. DAC is a part-time Freud fansite as well.

Post by **Manoil** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:01 pm

Dogmeatlives wrote:Are you perhaps afraid of vaginas? If so, please tell us all about your relationship with your mother. DAC is a part-time Freud fansite as well.

Quite.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:11 pm

Oidipus meets Phobos

Post by **Manoil** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:17 pm

Kashluk wrote:Oidipus meets Phobos

Maybe a bit too high budget for us, man... I'm thinking an aged-and-unemployed-Ren and Stimpy.

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:08 pm

I'm scary?
The fuck I am.
I am not scary.
I am not fucking scary!
DO YOU HEAR ME?!
HUH?!
I AM NOT FUCKING SCARY!

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:24 am

menstrual rage.

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:48 am

No.
Not menstrual.

I ate something bad a couple of days ago and now have food poisoning. I feel really ill, haven't been able to go to work and can't keep food in me.

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:53 am

But, though, and excuse the double post, why am I scary? Is it the whiskers?

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:01 am

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:11 am

she is too normal. what's in the closet, Tingel?

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:12 am

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:15 am

oh jesus.

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:39 am

*licks paws*

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:57 am

Bridgeburner · Post by **Bridgeburner** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:49 am

I think you're hot, Tingel Tangel

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:08 am

Redeye wrote:

:fap fap fap:

Also sorry to hear you're sick - it's all that damn norweigian food or w/e tf - you should try greasy burgers and friends and coca-cola - you will be fat, but it's so deep fried you don't have to worry about disease, only mad cows and such nonsense

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:08 am

cazsim83 wrote:
Redeye wrote:greasy burgers and friends and coca-cola
Yeah, cannibalism is good for you

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:08 am

Kashluk wrote:
cazsim83 wrote:
Redeye wrote:greasy burgers and friends and coca-cola
Yeah, cannibalism is good for you
Well, it's indirect cannibalism since the cows are fed to each other.

We are not eating other humans.

Actually, it's technically just biochemically translated corn (maize).

Which is mostly the product of petrochemical-derived fertilizers.

So technically burgers are oil/natural gas.

Wearing leather shoes, eating a burger while driving a gasoline-powered car.
Maybe wash that down with some milk.

how meta