Rock & Roll Bukkake Contest

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:29 am

This is the only official DAC gameshow thread! The game is Rock & Roll Bukkake Contest and the rules are simple:

1. Limit of two questions per page
2. Posts are for questions and answers only
3. Each correct answer can be worth anywhere from 100-500 points.
4. Questions must be either Multiple Choice or True/False to keep this shit simple.
5. When the answers spill onto the next page, a new question should be made up by any member.
6. If you wanna play, keep a running tally of your score in each one of your answer posts so you know how many points you've got.
7. When I get back from Guatemala I'll send the winner a souvenir. This game ends March 25th.
8. Cannot answer your own question.
9. Posting a question earns an automatic 150 points!
10. Disobeying any of these rules disqualifies yo ass!
11. Once a new question is posed, there is no answering previous questions.
12. If you post a third question on a single page, you are so fucking done! Its not even funny!

Question 1: 200 points

Why is she alone?!

A.a severe emotional disorder
B.excessive flatulence
C.she don't put out!
D.she's into chicks

Post by **Retlaw83** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:50 am

C

I would say A, but that shouldn't stop someone from pumpin' 'n dumpin'

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:08 am

E. Author Fiat.

E. hue.

Post by **Manoil** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:17 am

A. She also looks manic-depressive or bipolar, but I'd figure that would actually go under mental disorder, not emotional.

Edward_R_Murrow · Post by **Edward_R_Murrow** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:11 am

Going with B, because it's a 50's/60's comic book, they didn't have any of the other stuff, and because no one else seems to be going for it. 0

niejadek5 · Post by **niejadek5** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:36 pm

X. She has a dick.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:09 pm

I'll answer A, because that covers C as well.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:54 pm

The answer was B. She was seeing a really swell guy who put up with both her emotional issues and her lack of putting out, but the constant farting just became too much.

Edmund received 200 points

Next question: Worth 300 points

Why is this child so happy?

A. Momma's makin' chicken!
B. The child's dog finally noticed the peanut butter on his dick and started lickin'
C. He just got accepted into the Crypts.
D. The paternity test just came back and P.Diddy's his daddy!

entertainer · Post by **entertainer** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:00 pm

Post by **Retlaw83** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:19 pm

B

Additionaly, you spelled Crips wrong.

I'm down with tha streets, G.

Post by **Manoil** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:25 am

I'm thinkin B, too.
Too early in the day for chicken, he's using red stationery, and the setup looks too nice at the point in time for only just now recieving the results

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:55 pm

C is where it's at gringos; you're looking at a future gang-banger. Around blacks, never relax.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:57 pm

A. it's what's for dinner.

i win the small japanese car? Ja?

Goretheglowingone · Post by **Goretheglowingone** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:26 pm

D!!!!

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:23 pm

B would make me happy so that's my final answer.

rad resistance · Post by **rad resistance** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:04 am

B sounds like the best answer, because it fits the picture so well.