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That's my mate on the left, my girlfriend in the middle and I'm on the right. Valentine's day this year we were all single so we decided to throw a "Soiree des coeurs cassees" - The evening of broken hearts (since we are currently in France and were all single at the time).
You look like a corpse thats just been taken out of the freezer to defrost and for some reason came back to life under the control of the lich king as a zombie.
There.. it has to be said.
Do these glasses and my two chins make me look sexy?
Our dress code was "mauvaise gout" - bad taste so one of the things that I did was gel my hair, something that I haven't done for a good reason since I was about 14. A friend of mine successfully styled my hair in a really horrible way, but that was the entire point. Also, about 1 hour into the party I was already so horribly mashed that the rest of the party was like a long dream sequence or something. Even worse, there are some videos out there of the shit that I did when I was mashed and I tend go off the hook way too often.
My girlfriend dressed up as a street hooker.
Anyway, this is about a month old when I went to Pond du Gard near Avignon. Went swimming naked in the river -.-