Oh Perforator,
Why do you enchant me so?
With your beautiful bullet dispensation...
so politely suppressed at the nose.
Perforator...
Oh Perforator,
I take you everywhere
Making it so easy for me
to kill....
while sneaking in my underwear.
Though your cousin might relate,
as he seeks to infiltrate...
Only you, oh Perforator,
keeps me playing fallout 3 on rare occasion.
