Food Pills

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:13 am

Overpriced silliness. Yes I get that the idea is to smooth out the transition to fat reserves/etc. while being very portable, but still.

Survivalist merchandising is very silly.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:25 am

Twelve 3.9 gram tabs a day are all you need
(a minimal survival ration of 240 calories per day)

The weight on the word minimal since with such low nutrition you can barely lift your finger in your post-apocalyptic nuclear shelter. And of course I presume they mean kilocalories when they say 'calories'. Your pubic hair growth uses more than 240 calories per day.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:36 am

My pubic hair growth is known to use about 1080 calories a day. That means I would have to take almost 5 times the recommended dose, just to be able to grow my pubic hair.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:43 am

damn, it must be like a jungle down there

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:45 am

he brought it home from 'Nam

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:13 pm

Agent Orange all the way.

Post by **Manoil** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:07 pm

St. Toxic wrote:Agent Orange

this always comes to mind

Psychoul · Post by **Psychoul** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:06 pm

rofl!
...

Calories? or calories?

4too · Post by **4too** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:16 am

Variation On A Theme / Meme

Whether it's roll me in the clover or rumble in the jungle...

Guys, on going public with pubic, the softer the cushion the better the pushin'.

Swing, like the pendulum do!

4too

Sloth · Post by **Sloth** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:25 am