Hammer Gets Interviewed

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:43 am

gut interview, the real guts. you can eat gum but it doesnt come out.

sometimes hammers sig seems like buttcut psycho, maybe i cant read. wouldnt that be a real laugh.

rad resistance · Post by **rad resistance** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:49 am

Where does hammer reside in PA?

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:22 pm

Erie.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:30 am

S4ur0n27 wrote:Making those interviews is the best idea since making megatron an admin

Thanks bro but why can't we have both? Megatron admin and doing interviews.

rad resistance · Post by **rad resistance** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 7:41 am

Hammer wrote:Erie.

Fine town, live near Harrisburg.

popscythe · Post by **popscythe** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:43 am

Self referential interview, fine.
Fallout fandom related interviews plural, whatever.

Listening to some douchebag talk about how much his wow YEARS rocked, not fine. What the fuck?

Are we so complacent with the fact that the original reason we were/are here is fucking dead that we're talking about four great years of fucking world of shitcraft on the front page, when there's no logical difference between how and why that utter piece of shit and fallout 3 both fucking suck?

Well luckily this is the type of thing that one can "just ignore" because it "can't be changed", as advised by so many goddamn shitpanderers. Lets stop avoiding the wallow, lets put on a snorkel and describe our fucking MMO career highlights with the feces and rotting garbage and world of warcraft surrounding us like someone's catholic shrine to the patron saint of fucking self-destructive culture-stupidity.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:49 am

i played guildwars for about 3 days once

i dont have any amusing anecdotes about it

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:06 pm

popscythe wrote:Self referential interview, fine.
Fallout fandom related interviews plural, whatever.

Listening to some douchebag talk about how much his wow YEARS rocked, not fine. What the fuck?

Are we so complacent with the fact that the original reason we were/are here is fucking dead that we're talking about four great years of fucking world of shitcraft on the front page, when there's no logical difference between how and why that utter piece of shit and fallout 3 both fucking suck?

Well luckily this is the type of thing that one can "just ignore" because it "can't be changed", as advised by so many goddamn shitpanderers. Lets stop avoiding the wallow, lets put on a snorkel and describe our fucking MMO career highlights with the feces and rotting garbage and world of warcraft surrounding us like someone's catholic shrine to the patron saint of fucking self-destructive culture-stupidity.

Wasn't meant to be about MMOs but kind of like who the person is that I'm interviewing. I don't know I found some of his stories of MMos entertaining, actually a lot of griefing stories for MMOs are more entertaining than the game.

Megatron, Exitium sold IRC people on Guild Wars and it was complete trash. I often tried to ask him if he wanted to play but he was too busy doing high level stuff gosh.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:58 pm

at the time i liked the idea of a mmo i didnt have to pay for but then they brought out loads of packs anyway and i got to the snowy bit and couldnt be arsed, as with most multiplayer games with people taking it really seriously & what have you.

generally i dont really, actively, play games any more. my pc got outdated and i lost interest. i have an xbox and fuck about with that when im drunk, but i use it mostly to play .avi files since the dvd drive doesnt work half the fucking time.

ggaammeezz.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:35 pm

Megatron, I believe that you like games and you just haven't found the right one. One day we will play a videogame together and it will be the best thing in our lives as we will use teamwork and mics and dominate the enemies.

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:21 am

popscythe wrote:Self referential interview, fine.
Fallout fandom related interviews plural, whatever.

Listening to some douchebag talk about how much his wow YEARS rocked, not fine. What the fuck?

Are we so complacent with the fact that the original reason we were/are here is fucking dead that we're talking about four great years of fucking world of shitcraft on the front page, when there's no logical difference between how and why that utter piece of shit and fallout 3 both fucking suck?

Well luckily this is the type of thing that one can "just ignore" because it "can't be changed", as advised by so many goddamn shitpanderers. Lets stop avoiding the wallow, lets put on a snorkel and describe our fucking MMO career highlights with the feces and rotting garbage and world of warcraft surrounding us like someone's catholic shrine to the patron saint of fucking self-destructive culture-stupidity.

There are better Fallout fan sites dedicated to the old, tired and overplayed rants of a dead franchise known as Fallout. Quick! Maybe you too can come up with a super creative photo shop of Todd Howard or a even preform your very own self improved fellatio on Tim Cain. Even better, you could write out a fucking 20 paragraph post about how Trokia should have got the rights to Fallout 3 and still have nobody give a shit.

I stopped coming to DAC for Fallout in 2003, I've stuck around for the community. So go eat shit and die you fucking nobody.

And remember....

Hammer - Better than popscythe.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:39 pm

i like popscythe better i guess

Megatron, I believe that you like games and you just haven't found the right one. One day we will play a videogame together and it will be the best thing in our lives as we will use teamwork and mics and dominate the enemies.

the forum is the best game. but sure, there might be that hidden jewel yet.

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:21 pm

I'm pretty sure you're also a paste eating window licker.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:57 am

newsflash bub, nobody gives half a chuckle fuck what you think in the land of beetlejuice. shit or get off the rammstein.

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:17 am

Newsflash: You're terrible and unwitty. And the simple fact that you are replying to me further shows that you're intimidated by me. Rightfully so too I might add since you're just another illiterate fuck who thinks poor punctuation and endlessy spewing out 4chan memes makes you funny.

So, in conclusion - You're garbage and I am simply superior. So, in the end nothing much has changed now has it?

Sit down boy. Come back and talk to me when you have the ability to grow facial hair son.

entertainer · Post by **entertainer** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:37 am

who is hammer?

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:01 am

Some dickhead honkey.

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:21 am

urblacklol

PS: Is Lithuania even a country?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:20 am

Lithuania is a state of unmind. Yes.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:47 pm

nah mate. you were good before (maybe>?) but now you're just like dreadnought. but at least dreadnought wasn't part of a clan for a mmporg, jeez louise. you must be a real fatty to be doing that And working at a prison. After being in the army. your oshoes must shine and you have no guts, theyve already got all the guts out of you, reall wrang you dry. have to bite on your lip to not sob as you stand to wipe your butt and feel your guts hanging out, you fat slug clown.