DAC Loved Fallout 3

Since Bethesda decided to make Fallout 3, we figured we might as well have a forum about it.
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If Fallout 3 was a woman I would...

make love to it gently
3
25%
make love to it roughly
9
75%
 
Total votes: 12

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DAC Loved Fallout 3

Post by Dogmeatlives »

Memories, sweetened through the ages just like wine...

For full effect and to understand the complete intent of this thread, please listen to one of the following video while reading some of our fondest flatterings we have whispered into the ears of Fallout 3-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-L6rEm0rnY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_YzwL9-c_w

Try reading this post without crying...

Farewells:

Nicolai- Try your luck at NMA, we don't care
I'm probably not going to bother grabbing the DLC

spokomptonjdub- Image

Drunk_Squid- where is the human ingenuity?

Vasikka- What, another one? :aiee:
Fallout 3 is a vapid turd even without a reference point in the past. But it sure does appeal to dumbfucks.
I am, in fact, Maccy Man's alt.

entertainer- True Fallout spirit.
wow how interesting NOT
I like to shit on other peoples ambition. Its what we do in Lithuania, the asshole of the world
I really did lol at that. Really has nothing to do with this thread does it.

rad resistance- Or you can rape the computer and your father, while Todd Howard cums in your eye laughing.

Superhaze- Not enough smileys.
Superhaze wrote:
MR Snake wrote:
entertainer wrote:You make me hard.
Where are the junkies? Hookers? Stragglers? Survivors? Thugs? Raiders who can talk?
Spewbag is not a post-modernist.

Macky- HARD COCK

Dreadnought- Wait... they don't have a one armed leather jacket?!

Smiley- everyone is GENERIC MALE 03 swell guy HAIRDO 04 AND GOATEE 27..

Dogmeatlives- I also wish that the creatures were all more sociable.
We all should ba ashamed of ourselves.
I actually puked while playing this game last night!

Catman83- Bo gonna shove you down pants!!!!
Srsly you guys, wtf?
W....T.....F....!?

popscythe- I'm done playing this shitpile

First Force- FUCK BETHSEDA AND THEIR BUGGY SHIT GAMES EVER SINCE ELDER SCROLLS: DAGGERFALL AND FUCK ME FOR FALLING INTO THE SAME JOKE BECAUSE IM HOOKED arg......

senisterdenister- To attempt to use logic to explain why Bethesda did what they did would make any sane man go mad.
Don't buy it.

Mr. Snake- all I got was some shitty chinese pistol with flame ammo that doesnt even hurt robots.
I was under the assumption, due to the movies and info leaked that it would be true to fallout.
I salute you with this silver silicon dildo (stolen from Walts nightstand) in tribute!
I am posting here to increase my postcount to 100

Some random turd- i love the game immensly

Cimmerian Nights
- Bethesda is to RPGs what Fanta Grape is to wine.

KillZig- I can't wait to make a Fallout 3 clan on XBLive.

St. Toxic- was probably playing Oblivion at the time.
swell guy looking for an honest living.

gorrilaz- the only problem is they do not combine the old worker of fallout 1,2 with bethesda worker..

jetbaby- I use my handheld atomic catapult.

OriahUlrich- might as well all laugh at the episode of Family Guy where Peter's cop friend gets new legs.

Aonaran- crazy shit man I love this game.

Caleb- Am I the only one who is thoroughly unimpressed with graphics?
Pinto.

Pip- no.
hey guys, Fo3 is actually not that bad of a 'trequel'

Manoil- I seriously feel the need to investigate the psyche of said darkie in question
I thought I heard Justin Long doing voice acting for the radio distress signal
Mufasa, bitch nagguh

Amis- Can we open up a help forum for Fallout 3 and just give bad advice?
Oh Laawddyy

Doc Hill- You shouldn't have put it in your ass in the first place

Kashluk- Strikes as :epic: in my eyes

ExtremeDrinker- I wrote a walkthrough for Super Mario RPG. No lie.

pelegrin
- oh yeah one last thing your mum called she to say you were a mistake

Stainless- I can't really put this any better, the game is dull & boring and probably a cure for insomnia if I ever get it again.

Retlaw83
- No, more like the black gang members who run the train on your mom every other weekday.
I gazed deep into the endless depths of her vagina

Blargh- Are you some sort of a cunt ? Is that what you are ? A cunt ? ARE YOU SOME SORT OF A CUNT ? CUNT.
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Whatever it is, it is beautiful :salute:
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Post by Manoil »

:drunk:
sweet memories
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I'm typing this as I shit directly into Emil Pagliarulo's mouth.
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Post by Manoil »

Tell him the corn's from me
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Post by MadBill »

It was pretty good to listen to both videos at the same time.
I miss the good ol' USSA.
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Post by SenisterDenister »

Good times.
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It's always fun too make fun of Bethsoft.
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Post by Manoil »

Even better when your grammar's the punchline

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EDIT: AWWW GAAWD YOU ASSHOLES GOTTA SEE THIS RAUNCHY BULLSHIT
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Manoil wrote:Even better when your grammar's the punchline

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EDIT: AWWW GAAWD YOU ASSHOLES GOTTA SEE THIS RAUNCHY BULLSHIT
this much attention is red rasistans' biggest achievement at DAC or maybe even in life.
But yeah, you've pretty much nailed it.
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Post by Amis »

ah sweet memories always bring tears to my one eye.
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MadBill wrote:
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It said some douche and douchette got engaged via Fallout 3. That's like... getting engaged at a used-car lot. Or Chucky Cheese.
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Post by MadBill »

Wow. That's like, an understatement. Like buttering up a glass table, taking a shit on it, and then playing airhockey with a buttered table and a turd.
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Post by Manoil »

MadBill wrote:Wow. That's like, an understatement. Like buttering up a glass table, taking a shit on it, and then playing airhockey with a buttered table and a turd.
A quote for the ages.
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