Okay so Mr. Smarty pants I'm watching this damn movie as I type and, yo, it is exactly how I thought it would be from the trailers. The main nerd boy is obnoxiously insecure and dweeby/ self-righteous. First of all it's supposed to be some loving/ funny homage to zombie flicks....Wolfman Walt wrote:Boy it's a good thing we judge everything by trailers.Dogmeatlives wrote:I don't know, the previews make it seem... obnoxiously over the top extreme/not funny/xbawks crowd...
Not funny- Curly Hair and his dumbass rules... like I'm to believe this dorky nerdboy survived the apocalypse because he made an emo list of things to do while being unattached and insecure and alone... jerk my dick off, will ya?! This dude is no survivor of anything. I dislike looking at him. "Lol, i was a real nerdboy, I had no friends at all and I didn't even talk to my evil unfeeling parents ever! So all of my issues with other people made me perfect for surviving the end of the world. As a matter of fact my unhealthy habits, like drinking mountain dew all day and never exercising made me the ultimate zombie man. So yeah, that's me in a nutshell. Oh, and I'm really insecure and I'm exactly just like the target audience for this film so pay to see my movie"
Woody Harrelson- Twinkies?! Twinkies?! A violent redneck who loves twinkies.......??? Mad corny. I'm moving on. Woody Harrilson is utterly wasted
Bill Murray- best part of the movie, just that he bothered to show up and his conversation was kinda funny, but just his parts... ok so now they are mocking Ghostbusters because they can feel their own movie's massive suckage so they need to import funnier movies. Smartest move by the directors (sarcasm)- killing off bill murray o.O
The chicks- They suck. Actingwise.
Yo fuck this indepth analysis- this movie sucks. Why do I wanna watch a zombie flick? the characters, the whole goddamned thing! This movie lacks the goodness of a zombie flick. Period. Oh ok so they also have to reference Babe and Ghostbusters and WoW and other pop culture bullshit that nerdfuckers worship like their God just to drag this dumb shit further and further along
"take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose" What the fuck does this curly haired kid know about losing a child?!
Ok what this movie is, is a WoW nerdboy's wet dream. That's it. I feel like the jewy directors didn't even bother writing a script. these people are just making up their half-assed dialogue as they go along.
If you are an anti-social nerd you will like this movie. If you have a pre-apocalypse life and girl and hobbies, don't waste your time. Go and rent any of the awesome movies in my Ultimate Zombie Thread. It's the most ultimate zombie thread you ever saw.
Ok so a movie that is much much funnier and a more entertaining experience is the flick Return of the Living Dead. I recommend over this.
Also the climax is entirely too forced. Oh shit and before I end this review... the curly haired dweeb weilds that shotgun like he really wants to shoot one of his friends. He swings the damn thing like its his X-Bawks controller (tiny penis) in every direction and at every character. Woody Harrelson needed to knock his ass out and say something like "don't point your loaded firearm at my crotch in every other scene".
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