The Drugs, Alcohol, and Tobacco thread

Talk about music, movies, TV, books, other types of entertainment and what your vices are. Also, if you're addicted to the high you get off Aspirin, this is the place to talk about it.
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SenisterDenister wrote:Caption Database
Duck and Cover -
I wrote:really really out-fo body experience.

Heh, Fuggin foggin fooglen.

But what you need to know is that I don't know why my back hurts

My spine is hurting rill bad and my head a little-- I hope it's not PCP lesions. That would suck.

But I digress, I think an weed is making me weel feird stil.

I'MAA GO SPACE0AGE ON THEIR PUNK MEDIVAL ASSES!

What CAN I say? There's gonna be burritos. Lots of them.

We's gonna live off da fat'a'da land!

LOWL I'm funneh. You know so founny.

Seriously I came to save the mafuckin day.

Served . magnifique
Any of these will do
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go punk their asses and teach about difference between middle ages and renaissance, that's a good subject to be self-righteous smartass about :chuckel:
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Is it just me or does this look like one of the psi techniques from Earthbound?
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I'm becoming a soft drink addict

help
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Realize how expensive it is.
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Sugar tastes like shit.
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Cthulhugoat wrote:I'm becoming a soft drink addict

help
Drink carbonated flavored water.
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Retlaw83 wrote:
Cthulhugoat wrote:I'm becoming a soft drink addict

help
Drink carbonated flavored water.
Old-man soda. 89 cents a bottle

Retire at 18 and buy that for the rest of your life
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thanks DAC

this keep cooler lemon thing tastes like shit, I can finally see it
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Manoil wrote: Drink carbonated flavored water.
Old-man soda. 89 cents a bottle

Retire at 18 and buy that for the rest of your life[/quote]

I get mine for 59 cents a liter. Aldi's where it's at, son!
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I've been trying Amphetamines lately

So far I have nothing bad to say about them, but that's how it all starts
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What do you have in a room filled with tweekers?

A full set of teeth. :crazy:
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I'm with you the whole way on that,
except for the Malibu, shit tastes like suntan lotion.

Got some Lambrusco and Harp in my fridge.

Evidently, Harp is Gaelic for shitty, overpriced, import lager.
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Mali mixes well with Pineapple Juice. Had 4 of those with about a shot & 1/2 of Mali on Saturday night. Also had a glass of rum and coke with a shot of Jack and 2 jagerbombs to follow, all before going out to the creek to tell bullshit stories.
Came back an hour later, started up Predator for a drinking game; everyone drinks during a close-up on Dutch or anytime he does something badass, in addition to drinking during any time a character they select does something badass. I had the retardation to pick the Predator. 4 whole drinks in, I'm out of shit to drink and the final fight in the swamp isn't even over yet. I'm feeling fine other than the fact that my head is swimming in dizziness and know if I keep the alcohol in my system, something's going to be missing in my brain the following day. So, logically, I go outside, stick my finger down my throat, and projectile vomit into the brush. Also shot out of my nostrils like old Chinese man whiskers. Worst part is that I was cooking Ricearoni for the friends so there'd be carbs to soak up the alcohol and ate some of it myself; bits of the rice and bread and whatnot were coming out of my nose and accompanying the bile and acidic burns in my throat.

Awesome experience.
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sometimes theres nothing better than a myers and coke.

as far as beer, has anyone had Golden Monkey? its apretty decent belgian style tripel
typos are bound to happen. fuck it
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Manoil wrote:Seriously doode. So high righ meow. Weed from the same dealer that gives Bobby the weed I'm afraid of. And right now, I'm feeling really really out-fo body experience. Screen is kinda holographic, floating an inch off the monitor itself. Might have something to do with the light o f the room right now, as the light itself is off and kind makes the screen foggin glow. Heh, Fuggin foggin fooglen. We don't have a smiley for bieng high do we? All I can remember right now is :drunk:, :salute:, :rofl:, and :subhuman:. So is there a :high: or :stoned:? This shit smelled like vanilla because apparently we used vanilla-flavored tobbacco in the rolling, diluted the weed as to make it last or somethinshit. That was cool. But what you need to know is that I don't know why my back hurts. My spine is hurting rill bad and my head a little. I hope it's not PCP lesions. That would suck. Ugh. But I digress, I think an weed is making me weel feird stil. I am going to the renaissance festival tomorrow. I want a turkey leg to gnaw on for hours and throw at the jousting knights. I'MAA GO SPACE0AGE ON THEIR PUNK MEDIVAL ASSES! 'MERICA! FUK YEAH! HERE WE COME TO SAVE THE MAFUCKIN DAY! 'MERICA! FUK YEAH!

I am building an empire. Out of what, I cannot say. Into what, I cannot say. What CAN I say? There's gonna be burritos. Lots of them. We's gonna live off da fat'a'da land! Wabbits! Tell me bout em, lil trout-mouf-ass-cum guzzla! LOWL I'm funneh. You know so founny. Seriously I came to save the mafuckin day. Believe it. Did I just refernce that ninja show? Ugh, the that lil cum guzzla needs to be shot. Or his skin worn by another person. Who stabs and skins him. Just so you would know. Yeah. That's right. Tha'st what I fuckin said.'

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Post by Frater Perdurabo »

How is that Sky Vodka? I've heard that it is quite popular in Americaland but I've never tried it myself.
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Skyy vodka is no Belvedere.
typos are bound to happen. fuck it
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Post by Frater Perdurabo »

Fair enough. I've recently started drinking Snow Queen:
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Premium Kazakh vodka and it is fucking superb. Can compete with Belvedere, especially since it's a little cheaper.
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