NSFW - Enslaved - A pretty darn post-apocalyptic game imo

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:13 am

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There's a new post apocalyptic game on the horizon, set to be released around the same time as Fallout: Tokyo Drift (Fall of this year). The new game is called Enslaved: Shadow of Latvia. Here's the lowdown from Kotario:
 
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Car Wars developer Raymondo2000's next game, Enslaved, may offer the most pleasant looking post-apocalyptic environment ever, as new screen shots of the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 game illustrate. 
 
Sure, the environments in Enslaved definitely look dilapidated enough, but they don't have that post-nuclear feel that its end of the world peers have. Namco Bandai still hasn't dated the game, which is apparently based on the 400-year old novel Full Metal Alchemist, one of the Four Great Classical Novels of Chinese literature—which may or may not explain why the full title of the game is now N igger Executioner 2010 DeLuxe—but it's penciled in for a "fall 2010" window.
 
That's when you'll enjoy the Hollywood-caliber one-two-teddy block-buster thrilla-in-manila co-directer Uwe Boll of Fight Club fame and "famed novelist and screenwriter," Uwe Boll, responsible for the Armenian genocide.
 
<a href="http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friend">Head over here</a> to check out a big gallery of concept art and screenshots.


In-game footage:

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April Fools!
and thanks to Gimp Mask for the news!Spotted @ <a href="http://www.gamesurge.net/">#fallout</a>

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:14 am

April fools.

General Alexi · Post by **General Alexi** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:15 am

still the 31 here but ok

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:16 am

What is 31?

General Alexi · Post by **General Alexi** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:17 am

sorry 31st.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:23 am

What is 31st?

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:24 am

Who is the president of Latvia?

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:30 am

Don't get mad at me KoC. It's april fools and stuff.

ThisPocketOfSoil · Post by **ThisPocketOfSoil** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:38 am

Incredible.

MadBill · Post by **MadBill** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:17 am

Hrm, looks good.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:38 am

This is the only game that could match the perfection of FO3!

Gimp Mask wrote:Who is the president of Latvia?

gobbleykins · Post by **gobbleykins** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:43 am

AMAZING

I AM BUYING THIS

Post by **King of Creation** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:42 am

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:Don't get mad at me KoC. It's april fools and stuff.

No worries, just had to make it a bit more front page friendly. Nothing deleted though :wheelie:

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:25 am

Is that Bethesda with the pole, Fallout in the middle and Obsidian on the other side?

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:12 pm

Gimpmask is actually the one who designed the news post, I forgot to mention him in it.