Quotes of the year: Beth Forums addition

ekkaman · Post by **ekkaman** » Mon May 10, 2010 2:25 am

He doesnt talk about himself in the 3rd person so thats good to i guess.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Mon May 10, 2010 2:58 am

Yonmanc agrees.

Burning Oasis · Post by **Burning Oasis** » Mon May 10, 2010 2:59 am

Smeagol too.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Mon May 10, 2010 3:07 am

Well ekkaman, looks like your fucked!

Post by **Retlaw83** » Mon May 10, 2010 3:23 am

MR Snake wrote:Go play modern warfare 2, and im saying that even though we all know that mw2 is more of an rpg than fo3 is or ever will be.

The original Doom is more of an RPG than Fallout 3.

ekkaman · Post by **ekkaman** » Mon May 10, 2010 3:49 am

Yonmanc wrote:Well ekkaman, looks like your fucked!

?

TwinkieGorilla · Post by **TwinkieGorilla** » Mon May 10, 2010 3:55 am

ekkaman wrote:?

i don't get it either, but look at it this way...at least you got laid.

ekkaman · Post by **ekkaman** » Mon May 10, 2010 4:25 am

I guess that is a good thing then.

TwinkieGorilla · Post by **TwinkieGorilla** » Mon May 10, 2010 4:27 am

ekkaman wrote:I guess that is a good thing then.

you guess? i didn't say you got raped, dude.

ekkaman · Post by **ekkaman** » Mon May 10, 2010 4:35 am

But thats what i was after.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Mon May 10, 2010 4:40 am

ekkaman wrote:
Yonmanc wrote:Well ekkaman, looks like your fucked!
?

You said you were happy he doesn't speak in third person. He spoke in third person whilst claiming to be a shitty LOTR character.

Come on son, get with the program.

And Twinkie? Bah fuck him and tattoo sleeves

TwinkieGorilla · Post by **TwinkieGorilla** » Mon May 10, 2010 4:41 am

ekkaman wrote:But thats what i was after.

daaaaaaaamn.

*pulls down ekkaman's pants*

i'm sorry, dude. that sucks.

*bends ekkaman over*

i bet we can get back at Yonmac some--*takes swig of Weller Antique*--how.

*rapes*

ekkaman · Post by **ekkaman** » Mon May 10, 2010 4:42 am

Oh ok fucking missed pill time this morning and it is all just not working.

Is it in yet Twinkie?

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Mon May 10, 2010 4:42 am

*sigh*

It ALWAYS ends in rape.

Burning Oasis · Post by **Burning Oasis** » Mon May 10, 2010 4:46 am

Yonmanc wrote:*sigh*

It ALWAYS ends in rape.

I see no problem here.

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Mon May 10, 2010 11:24 am

Retlaw83 wrote:
MR Snake wrote:Go play modern warfare 2, and im saying that even though we all know that mw2 is more of an rpg than fo3 is or ever will be.
The original Doom is more of an RPG than Fallout 3.

Tetris is more of an rpg than Fallout 3. And at least in Tetris you don't have to go looking through boxes for vacumcleaners.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Mon May 10, 2010 1:15 pm

MR Snake wrote:
Retlaw83 wrote:
MR Snake wrote:Go play modern warfare 2, and im saying that even though we all know that mw2 is more of an rpg than fo3 is or ever will be.
The original Doom is more of an RPG than Fallout 3.
Tetris is more of an rpg than Fallout 3. And at least in Tetris you don't have to go looking through boxes for vacumcleaners.

Wow, that was the least retarded thing you've ever said. Congratulations!

TwinkieGorilla · Post by **TwinkieGorilla** » Mon May 10, 2010 1:52 pm

Yonmanc wrote:It ALWAYS ends in rape.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlZWoUmE ... re=related

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i'd love to call this post by Mugglelover a troll...but at this fucking forum you never can tell. anyhow, it's a fine way to get things rolling:

I wasn't aware Fallout 1 & 2 had a dialogue system.

what is this i don't even
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congratulations Jamesjr, you're the 1,000,000th retard to start a topic about a fucking house!

I had the Gibson house in Minefield as my house in Fallout 3. I decorated it, i took pre-war stuff and replaced the default burned and old stuff. I would love to have a house that i can decorate and call my own in a 1950's style. What do you think?

why are these idiots not playing Second Life instead and since when did Fallout 3 become an alternative to having a real life?
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hey there, bddizzle, i'm just gonna stop you right there and...

Fallout 3 is known for its great gameplay and role-playing experience. Its graphics too, are considered to be very good as well...

kacj321 is hoping for a dose of romance:

I was look at the picture of the Companion wheel and it had a picture of the vault boy holding flowers what dose this mean?

correct answer:

My guess is that it switches your companions to 'passive'.

best answer:

It means he should go pick flowers.

i know that but what dose the one with the flowers mean dose it mean you can go out with your companion

listen: mares eat oats and dose eat oats and little lambs eat ivy, got it? oh wait...i didn't really read what he just said. did you guys read what he just said? yeah, it means you can "go out" with your companion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf04ToEYUG4

UnDeCaf · Post by **UnDeCaf** » Mon May 10, 2010 2:08 pm

TwinkieGorilla wrote:
i'd love to call this post by Mugglelover a troll...but at this fucking forum you never can tell. anyhow, it's a fine way to get things rolling:

I wasn't aware Fallout 1 & 2 had a dialogue system.

what is this i don't even
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Muggles is a goldmine for these sorts of things. Having a low bloodpressure? Just read on what he writes and save the doctorcall. Of course, there's always the risk of a stroke or facepalming a concussion.

TwinkieGorilla · Post by **TwinkieGorilla** » Mon May 10, 2010 3:24 pm

UnDeCaf wrote:Muggles is a goldmine for these sorts of things.

soooo...that wasn't a troll?

sounds like we need a special edition of Bethtard Quotes today, courtesy of Mugglelover.

I always do advanced recon on very easy.

if the master's been dead for over 150 years why would the followers of the apocalypse still be around?

ah. he's the author of the most depressing quote in this thread. i see. here's the whole wrist-slitting thread with a few highlights:

http://forums.bethsoft.com/index.php?/t ... __15914364

it all starts after braining member 3-26 says:

One of the main problems in Fallout 3 was how easy it was to be a jack of all trades and master of all.

and our buddy says:

How is that a problem?

Don't respond with some nonsense about "role playing" because I did the math and the only way you get there is intentionally hunting items down.

There's zero reason for your character's skills to take priority over what you do as the player.

I guess it's because I role play based on what I want to do, not what the numbers on the screen say.

Obviously you're not going to since I can't make it any clearer than saying I want to smash Fallout 1 & 2 into dust with a sledgehammer.

that thread is fucking epic in the amount of failure coming from this idiot. unbelievable. truly, truly epic.