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Wahoo!! My chips are in motherfuckers, imma gonna be rich!!! This is like winning the lottery!!!

From Mr. Williams Nana.
Secretary to foreign remittance,
Department Bank of Africa (B.O.A)
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.
West Africa.

Attention.

Sorry to distract your attention, I am Mr. Williams Nana. The Secretary to foreign remittance department bank of Africa Ouagadougou Burkina Faso. In my department, I found the deposited fund amounted ($7.6Million Dollars) belonging to our late customer who died along with his entire family during the Iraq crisis on October 2006. However, I shall detail you with the full information as soon as I hear from you. Can you be able and capable to assist me by providing your receiving bank account where this fund will lodge in your favour?

I shall give you 40% of the total sum as soon as this fund hits your account and I shall visit you in your country for the Shearing. Please this is very confidential, therefore keep it to yourself alone. Consequently if you agree to handle this business with me, I shall facilitate to you further details to enhance an immediate transfer of this funds without any atom of delays as soon as I receive your return mail.

Thanks & Best Regards
Mr. Williams Nana.

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I'm amazed people STILL for it.
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this site is fucking gold:

http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm
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Post by Frater Perdurabo »

It's actually quite a decent business proposition. Considering the sheer amount of stupidity in this world, it probably only takes him a day's work to find one or two idiots who are willing to give up their money.
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People who actually fall for that deserve to get ripped off. Walters mother fell for it a couple of times and is the reason why Walter had to give up a lung, a kidney and 86% of his brain to medical science.

I would have aced walters stupid creative writing bullshit school. woop woop.
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Snake, telling your life story and inserting my name isn't creative writing.
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Walter, coming with horrible lame comebacks that aren't really comebacks, more like what a 12 year old would say, shows that it was infact closer to 95% of your brain that was sold to medical science.

Your'e a fat sweaty ball of grease with no brains. That about sums it up.

Also you fap in your mothers basement to pictures of me.
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. but then suddenly
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this watermark does not appear on the painting

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And now that he's let all the hate, Snake is crying in the arms of his mother as he asks her why she bangs every Muslim man who migrates to Sweden.
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Oh don't get him started on his muslim hate lol
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Retlaw83 wrote:And now that he's let all the hate, Snake is crying in the arms of his mother as he asks her why she bangs every Muslim man who migrates to Sweden.
Lame
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. but then suddenly
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walter appeared, so greasy, not even peanut butter would stick to his large man boobs.
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I like how about a third of your insults are things I've said to you, you other third have no basis in reality, and the other third are barely in English.

The only thing you do that offends me is exist.
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All of my comments regarding you are true and based on fact. I like how the only real insult you can come with is that I am a caveman, and while I don't give two shits about even trying to spell properly during my 2 min visits to dac roughly 4 times a day, this is something you keep getting hung up about.

If my comments did not offend you, you would not reply you fat sack of lard.
You should really try that american diet, aka, lifeOsucktion as ekkaman suggested.
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The more I talk to you, the more idiotic shit you say, and the more idiotic shit you say it becomes apparent that you're barely legally a person.

With nonsensical comments, butthurt over no one believing your lies, and not being likeable, you're doing the vast majority of the work for me.
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. but then suddenly Image
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in Snake's ass
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