My new Mohawk

Burning Oasis · Post by **Burning Oasis** » Wed May 19, 2010 3:25 am

Retlaw83 wrote:All the anal penetration perpetrated upon you when you're inevitably incarcerated by the authorities, old chap.

I DO enjoy keeping my anal virginity...

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Wed May 19, 2010 7:16 am

Get on AIM or YIM or gTalk or whatever the cool kids use these days, the two of you, and stop shitting up my forum.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Wed May 19, 2010 8:02 am

How about you get a mohawk so the thread can get back on topic.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Wed May 19, 2010 8:10 am

Retlaw83 wrote:How about you get a mohawk so the thread can get back on topic.

jetbaby wrote:Never was a fan. This one is pretty weak. Punk died. I'm glad.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Wed May 19, 2010 3:28 pm

You getting a mohawk is the last best hope to get this thread back on track.

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Wed May 19, 2010 4:40 pm

Agreed. And it could possibly be the most monumental moment of DaC '10.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Wed May 19, 2010 5:02 pm

CloudNineGT wrote:Agreed. And it could possibly be the most monumental moment of DaC '10.

i dunno, the browser crash thread was action good, hard to top unless it's one kick-butt mohawk

Zeba the Lie · Post by **Zeba the Lie** » Thu May 20, 2010 5:25 am

Yonmanc wrote:I wore it to the side so I could have a Hitler fringe.

that, my friend is called an EmoHawk

Zeba the Lie · Post by **Zeba the Lie** » Thu May 20, 2010 5:26 am

Burning Oasis wrote:
Retlaw83 wrote:Despite his atrocities, Hitler managed to ruin a mustache style. It's pretty impressive that you're so evil no one wants facial hair like yours - the devil has a goatee in a lot of pictures but people still wear those.
I see this slowly creeping into religion.

ALL PRAISE RAPTOR JESUS!!!

Zeba the Lie · Post by **Zeba the Lie** » Thu May 20, 2010 5:29 am

Burning Oasis wrote:
Retlaw83 wrote:All the anal penetration perpetrated upon you when you're inevitably incarcerated by the authorities, old chap.
I DO enjoy keeping my anal virginity...

Doesn't every guy?

inomel · Post by **inomel** » Thu May 20, 2010 5:44 am

When jumping out of trucks, 1st rule is to protect the head.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Thu May 20, 2010 1:21 pm

Zeba the Lie wrote:
Yonmanc wrote:I wore it to the side so I could have a Hitler fringe.
that, my friend is called an EmoHawk

No, it isn't, because it wasn't the same legth, style. Retard.

Zeba the Lie · Post by **Zeba the Lie** » Thu May 20, 2010 4:42 pm

inomel wrote:

When jumping out of trucks, 1st rule is to protect the head.

Wait...what!?!?!

Zeba the Lie · Post by **Zeba the Lie** » Thu May 20, 2010 4:43 pm

Yonmanc wrote:
Zeba the Lie wrote:
Yonmanc wrote:I wore it to the side so I could have a Hitler fringe.
that, my friend is called an EmoHawk
No, it isn't, because it wasn't the same legth, style. Retard.

Then maybe you should explain it bettr, jack ass...you know, add some imagery, details, details, details!!!

It's not my fault I had to draw a conclusion based on your crappy explination.

YOU FAIL LANGUAGE ARTS!!!

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Thu May 20, 2010 7:16 pm

It's not my fault I had to draw a conclusion based on your crappy explination.

Yes it is.

YOU FAIL LANGUAGE ARTS!!!

Nobody will ever want to have sex with you.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Thu May 20, 2010 10:53 pm

Yonmanc wrote:Nobody will ever want to have sex with you.

Black guys tend to be into fat dumpy white women with low self-esteem, so chances are she'll have a few trains run on her.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Fri May 21, 2010 4:10 am

Zeba the Lie wrote:
Burning Oasis wrote:
Retlaw83 wrote:All the anal penetration perpetrated upon you when you're inevitably incarcerated by the authorities, old chap.
I DO enjoy keeping my anal virginity...
Doesn't every guy?

Clearly you missed the class about the homosexuals.

Retlaw83 wrote:
Yonmanc wrote:Nobody will ever want to have sex with you.
Black guys tend to be into fat dumpy white women with low self-esteem, so chances are she'll have a few trains run on her.

Taco-Hero · Post by **Taco-Hero** » Fri May 21, 2010 4:36 am

So how's the Mohawk?

Zeba the Lie · Post by **Zeba the Lie** » Fri May 21, 2010 5:18 pm

Retlaw83 wrote:
Yonmanc wrote:Nobody will ever want to have sex with you.
Black guys tend to be into fat dumpy white women with low self-esteem, so chances are she'll have a few trains run on her.

Pssshhh.....What makes you think I'm WHITE!

Zeba the Lie · Post by **Zeba the Lie** » Fri May 21, 2010 5:20 pm

Yonmanc wrote:
It's not my fault I had to draw a conclusion based on your crappy explination.
Yes it is.

YOU FAIL LANGUAGE ARTS!!!
Nobody will ever want to have sex with you.

Au Contraire, mon ami....
For you see, I have many a suitor ask for my hand, though I turn them down because I'm only Frikkin 19 and I DO NOT need a husband and kids at this age....