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Seems pretty obvious that you are. The over the top giggly posts, going out of your way to be cuntish, etc. It's all too forced to be genuine.
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Retlaw83 wrote:Seems pretty obvious that you are. The over the top giggly posts, going out of your way to be cuntish, etc. It's all too forced to be genuine.
Oh Ye of little faith....


Except for tits, what will it take to convince you I'm a girl?
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This is the internet. Even pictures can be faked; so in short, nothing.
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Retlaw83 wrote:This is the internet. Even pictures can be faked; so in short, nothing.
Aww..*tear* That's cold man....

But I don't really care...I guess it's better this way, I don't need some weirdo on the net fappin' to my class photos....
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Zeba the Lie wrote:
Retlaw83 wrote:Seems pretty obvious that you are. The over the top giggly posts, going out of your way to be cuntish, etc. It's all too forced to be genuine.
Oh Ye of little faith....


Except for tits, what will it take to convince you I'm a girl?
Maybe some ass then?
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Obviously you do care, else you wouldn't have asked.

Also, I don't jerk it to fully clothed pictures of fat chicks, so your fear is unfounded.
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The Truth wrote:
Zeba the Lie wrote:
Retlaw83 wrote:Seems pretty obvious that you are. The over the top giggly posts, going out of your way to be cuntish, etc. It's all too forced to be genuine.
Oh Ye of little faith....


Except for tits, what will it take to convince you I'm a girl?
Maybe some ass then?
Back to the subject of NSFW.....
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Asses aren't NSFW. And if someone is browsing DAC at work they deserve to be fired.
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Retlaw83 wrote:Asses aren't NSFW. And if someone is browsing DAC at work they deserve to be fired.
while I agree about te fired thing, I will not post a picture of my ass.

I have a tattoo there that no one should see.....
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The fact you'd have trouble fitting it all in frame would also be problematic.
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This is one long mating dance...
Appearing stupid is sexier than being stupid. Although I hear stoopid was a cut perk in fallout three, but was abandoned when the devs found out it could be simulated by simply playing the game...
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I am in favor of a pic. Face or whatever. If you really want to get fancy hold up a handwritten sign saying "hello DAC" or something.
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CloudNineGT wrote:I am in favor of a pic. Face or whatever. If you really want to get fancy hold up a handwritten sign saying "hello DAC" or something.
Okay, gimme a bit. I have to get my camera batteries charge, shoul dbe up before the day is over, kay?


also @ Ret....My tattoo would easily fit in frame...it's just not something anyone would want to see.....
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I wasn't talking about your tattoo, I was talking about your fat ass.
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Zeba the Lie wrote: Okay... kay?
Congratulations CloudNineGT and Retlaw83 :chick:

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Hey Retlaw i belive you have the worlds smallest penis post a pic and prove other wise it is true.
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I know you have the world's smallest penis, so there's no point.
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Well their you go folks Retlaw has confirmed it, he has the worlds smallest penis. :drunk:
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ekkaman wrote:Well their you go folks Retlaw has confirmed it, he has the worlds smallest penis. :drunk:
Their, really?
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ekkaman wrote:Well their you go folks Retlaw has confirmed it, he has the worlds smallest penis. :drunk:
Only thing I confirmed is you don't know how to read.
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