Quotes of the year: Beth Forums addition

Zeba the Lie · Post by **Zeba the Lie** » Sat May 22, 2010 4:59 am

The Truth wrote:The sad thing is Zeba would be appreciated at the Beth forums.

Meh..not really...mainly because I don't want "Secks or Vehicaelz or Brudder Hood of steelz or Alunz"

Zeba the Lie · Post by **Zeba the Lie** » Sat May 22, 2010 5:15 am

Yonmanc wrote:Why would a hand gun enhance our sneak?

Why are they called the 9 diamonds if there's onl 7 of them...

Why is everything a reference to card games?

BECAUSE IT'S VEGAS, BABY!!!!

And because these jackholes have no imagination....or creativity...and I'm generally sure that some of them lack common sense......

Post by **Retlaw83** » Sat May 22, 2010 10:24 am

Zeba the Lie wrote:I think you maybe Bipolar, my friend.

He's either bipolar or gets drunk too often for his own good, can't figure out which.

All that aside, you need to stop retarding up the joint, you cow.

TwinkieGorilla · Post by **TwinkieGorilla** » Sat May 22, 2010 3:59 pm

Retlaw83 wrote: He's either bipolar or gets drunk too often for his own good, can't figure out which.

close. i have adhd which is very similar and has basically the same symptoms. but i wasn't drunk at the time i wrote that nor did i *not* mean to say i'm tired of the retarded spam-fest Zeba is creating. anyway, assholes...it's Bethtard time!
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defining the term "dumb pollock" is Puchatek asking the most disparate and inane questions i've ever seen on a list of 10 or less:

Hi, I come from Poland and i have some questions about Fallout: New Vegas. I'm writing articles to polish fan site 3fallout.pl. They have too some questions so:
1. What we will can find at our Collector Edition?
2. When will we be able to buy the game? (The exact release date)
3. What's about new hairstyles?
4. What will be the price of F:NV?
5. Is Poland will have support of GFWL? We too want do achievements etc.
6. Will We be able to see the statue of Vault Dweller from Fallout? That what was at NCR?
7. What about buildings? Will we can destroy it?

In Poland, we no allowed for inventing use of Google yet!
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How will you LARP in Fallout New Vegas? Bethtard favorite Left4Candy gives us his exciting plan! (no seriously, there's a three-page thread where these drooling retards are explaining their larping strategies and it is incredible).

I will start as a typical wastlander, i usually did that in Fo3. Then get a house and some caps, then store my stuff and go out whit a knife and a Doctor uniform or something small, then i wander until i have found alot of stuffs then i store it again and again. and ofc go to the Strip and gamble,,,, whit the chicks.
Otherwise Evil Wastelander that got no point of staying alive for the rest of his life The End.

fuck yeah, bro...maybe you can eventually store stuffs whit the chicks!
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this next one from kacj321 is so beautiful it's almost poetic:

what is a canon

Supposedly this same phrase could be heard coming from Todd Howard's mouth all throughout the development of Fallout 3.
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Post by **Manoil** » Sat May 22, 2010 4:27 pm

fuck yeah, bro...maybe you can eventually store stuffs whit the chicks!

lol'd

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sat May 22, 2010 6:00 pm

Zeba the Lie wrote:boring stupid shit

Zeba the Lie wrote:boring stupid shit part ii

Zeba the Lie wrote:boring stupid shit appendix a

since asking you to abstain from posting in the first place would probably be futile, could you at least do me a huge favour and condense your incoherent drivel into a single post instead of spreading it over multiple posts in a row every fucking time you have something to share with us, just so i can scroll past them a bit quicker. thanks

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Sat May 22, 2010 10:55 pm

CLITORIS sits on the tip of my tongue.

Zeba the Lie · Post by **Zeba the Lie** » Sat May 22, 2010 11:58 pm

Gimp Mask wrote:
Zeba the Lie wrote:boring stupid shit

Zeba the Lie wrote:boring stupid shit part ii

Zeba the Lie wrote:boring stupid shit appendix a
since asking you to abstain from posting in the first place would probably be futile, could you at least do me a huge favour and condense your incoherent drivel into a single post instead of spreading it over multiple posts in a row every fucking time you have something to share with us, just so i can scroll past them a bit quicker. thanks

I may consider it if you ask nicely....though then again, I may just tell you to go fuck yourself, Dick Cheney style.....

TwinkieGorilla · Post by **TwinkieGorilla** » Sun May 23, 2010 5:11 pm

Zeba the Lie wrote:I may consider it if you ask nicely....though then again, I may just tell you to go fuck yourself, Dick Cheney style.....

Unless you are a troll (and in that case, superb job at forum-larping one of the most vacuous dipshits i've ever seen!) then what the fuck is wrong with you that you want to hang out somewhere you are beyond not wanted? or do you have daddy issues and any attention is good attention, eh? you fucking reject, seriously.
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Now on with the show! Today's theme is "LARP"!

[Twinkierant]Remember when video-games were just video-games? A bit of creative entertainment and active escapism from a boring day or a way to ignore the fact that you just broke up with your girlfriend? These days it seems like instead of games being a respite from a busy and stressful life, they've replaced that life with a virtual one. A very, very sad and virtual one. When did this happen and why are the developers perpetuating this? When I was a kid playing video-games was not synonymous with being a friendless loser, fer fucks sake.[/Twinkierant]

we get the impression that too much reading hurts panos' brain:

you know after reading about how better the older fallout were i got them all , and they werent that much awesome .

also a random idea that will never make it into the game is mass-effect style relationships or a talking player

or a talking horse, amirite?! but you've got a point, the older fallout werent that much awesome (if by 'awesome' you mean 'watered-down, next-gen, larp and relationship simulators'...because in that case they downright sucked.
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once again, demonstrating the generation of lonelykins reaching out on the internet via video-game life-simulation is catmarie:

A major disappointment i found in FO3 was that your character had no friends or relationships meanwhile it was all around you. sure there were prostitutes, but its not the same thing, especially if you're a straight female.

y'know, even if you're sorta dumpy, fat and ugly you can still get laid, catmarie. just get a guy drunk enough and maybe you'll stop looking to video-games to fulfill this part of your life.
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AcidAce thinks dogs are boring, but would still like a faithful follower. I wonder what he's getting at!

Imagine something like a pet bear. Maybe there will be some kind of skill to obtain such companions?

what the fuck? i have a movie recommendation for you: Grizzly Man.
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oh shit...AcidAce isn't done blowing my mind!

Imagine giving your companion armor. Like Enclave armor for say a dog.

well...i always wondered who the target audience for Horse Armour DLC was.

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Sun May 23, 2010 7:37 pm

:whatthefuckiswrongwiththesepeople:

Burning Oasis · Post by **Burning Oasis** » Sun May 23, 2010 7:38 pm

SenisterDenister wrote::whatthefuckiswrongwiththesepeople:

They've never touched another human.

Zeba the Lie · Post by **Zeba the Lie** » Mon May 24, 2010 5:33 am

Burning Oasis wrote:
SenisterDenister wrote::whatthefuckiswrongwiththesepeople:
They've never touched another human.

I think it goes beyond that.....maybe they were dropped on their heads as children?

Or maybe mommy smoked, or drank or did blow or something that explains their retardation....

Post by **Retlaw83** » Mon May 24, 2010 5:40 am

Zeba the Lie wrote:Or maybe mommy smoked, or drank or did blow or something that explains their retardation....

Does that explain yours?

Zeba the Lie · Post by **Zeba the Lie** » Mon May 24, 2010 5:47 am

Retlaw83 wrote:
Zeba the Lie wrote:Or maybe mommy smoked, or drank or did blow or something that explains their retardation....
Does that explain yours?

No, years of psychological abuse explains mine.....

Post by **Retlaw83** » Mon May 24, 2010 5:49 am

Craving more so you've come to DAC. Stockholm syndrome, I'm guessing?

Zeba the Lie · Post by **Zeba the Lie** » Mon May 24, 2010 5:51 am

Retlaw83 wrote:Craving more so you've come to DAC. Stockholm syndrome, I'm guessing?

If you knew what Stockholm syndrome was, you wouldn't have suggested it...It's Masochism....

:dictionary:

Post by **Retlaw83** » Mon May 24, 2010 5:53 am

They tie into each other. Stockholm syndrome, as it's simplest definition, is when bad stuff happens so much that you start to like it as a coping mechanism.

Zeba the Lie · Post by **Zeba the Lie** » Mon May 24, 2010 5:55 am

Retlaw83 wrote:They tie into each other. Stockholm syndrome, as it's simplest definition, is when bad stuff happens so much that you start to like it as a coping mechanism.

but it's not that you crave the pain, you crave what caused it....

ekkaman · Post by **ekkaman** » Mon May 24, 2010 8:40 am

Zeba, whats the point mate he is a fat sad drain upon humanity. How can he ever be wrong?

Retlaw, whats the point mate shes a sad fat drain upon humainty. How can she ever be wrong?

so any good quotes Twinkie?

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Mon May 24, 2010 9:35 am

Zeba. Why are you here?