Duck and Cover

gobbleykins · Post by **gobbleykins** » Sun May 30, 2010 12:20 am

Bathe it in the finest perfumes.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Sun May 30, 2010 1:28 am

Shave it. Handlebar are for shirt lifters.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Sun May 30, 2010 1:40 am

I don't get mushtink, but when the weather starts getting hot it feels really sticky and nasty throughout the course of the day. I usually just rinse/swipe when washing hands.

Nothings worse than having a runny nose with mustache though.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Sun May 30, 2010 3:38 am

wash your nose hair, too

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sun May 30, 2010 9:22 am

I guess you have genetically modified facial hair? Never knew this could be an issue.

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:39 pm

just shave your face you dirty hippie

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:19 am

The elegant solution would be to replace your hair with fire.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:09 am

Shave it.

Or combine with goatee and vest.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:01 am

I've never had a stache but my dad always has one and usually somewhat short so it doesn't get too much debris. Also maybe you just got the idea of sour milk after drinking something and kept thinking sour milk. My boogers smell sometimes maybe try washing your nose a bit, I'm actually serious since whenever I think my nose smells I wash it pretty good in the shower and the bottom of it and the smell seems to go away.

Psychoul · Post by **Psychoul** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 6:50 am

Blargh wrote:The elegant solution would be to replace your hair with fire.

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:50 am

Stand next to someone that smells worse, like Walter and your'e not even going to notice the sour milk smell amongst all the dog poo smell.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:25 pm

Hey, at least he doesn't have a monobrow that continuously smells of Arab semen.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:15 pm

Either wash your face after eating, or aim lower during intake.

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:12 pm

Retlaw83 wrote:Hey, at least he doesn't have a monobrow that continuously smells of Arab semen.

Instead you have fat flaps smelling of old burgers and arab semen.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:12 am

Good one Snake, though where have I heard that before? Oh, that's right, I said the same thing to you two posts ago. I know all the semen you take in your ass has backed up into your brain, but if you're going to recycle insults don't do it immediately after I take about how you like your forehead bathed in filthy Arab immigrant cum.

inomel · Post by **inomel** » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:25 am

Mistuh Snak wrote:Eye WUV U.

R8tlaw3 wrote:NO! Eye WUV U.

MR Snake and retlaw83 are cousins, but they're not related?

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:56 pm

Retlaw83 wrote:Good one Snake, though where have I heard that before? Oh, that's right, I said the same thing to you two posts ago. I know all the semen you take in your ass has backed up into your brain, but if you're going to recycle insults don't do it immediately after I take about how you like your forehead bathed in filthy Arab immigrant cum.

That was done on purpose, or did you not get that? Probably not since the grease from all the burgers and all the arab semen has backed up your already low iq brain

Post by **Retlaw83** » Thu Jun 03, 2010 3:41 pm

You're too stupid to do anything on purpose. An idea hasn't entered your mind that someone better hasn't thought of first.

Post by **Manoil** » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:32 pm

Speaking of Snake, Ret, do you think you're going to go back to the Drunken Master Perk avatar anytime soon? I understand your devotion to playing the game and fighting on Snake's terms but I really don't like having to look at his face every time I see/read one of your posts.

Kind of a visual blight on DaC