SALT: There is too much in my popcorn
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SALT: There is too much in my popcorn
SALT is a movie starring Angelina Jolie who is a CIA agent who is told by a russian spy that she is a russian spy and then the movie turns into a long chase scene but to reveal more would kind of spoil the story.
Basically there is a lot of action in the movie even though the story is kind of dumb and unbelievable. Angelina acts well in the movie but she just doesn't look the part she is like really too skinny to make anything she does in the movie believable and it's kind of disappointing because i would have enjoyed the movie more if I'm not always thinking how she used to be hot in the Tomb Raider movies but now she is all Jewish Holocaust victim look. She had the same look in Wanted and it was pretty funny when she got out of the hottub and you can see her butt but she has no butt in that movie.
Anyways, the movie has good tempo but the story is pretty bad and if they had just kept the first quarter of the movie and reworked the story part of the last part but kept the same action it would have been good. If your looking for just a plain action movie I would recommend it but not if your looking for a Kubrick experience.
Basically there is a lot of action in the movie even though the story is kind of dumb and unbelievable. Angelina acts well in the movie but she just doesn't look the part she is like really too skinny to make anything she does in the movie believable and it's kind of disappointing because i would have enjoyed the movie more if I'm not always thinking how she used to be hot in the Tomb Raider movies but now she is all Jewish Holocaust victim look. She had the same look in Wanted and it was pretty funny when she got out of the hottub and you can see her butt but she has no butt in that movie.
Anyways, the movie has good tempo but the story is pretty bad and if they had just kept the first quarter of the movie and reworked the story part of the last part but kept the same action it would have been good. If your looking for just a plain action movie I would recommend it but not if your looking for a Kubrick experience.
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Angelina circa Hackers is the best Angelina.
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Get yourself a spa some cocaine and a 13 year old wanna be movie star the rest will right its self, well it went alright for his buddy anyway.gobbleykins wrote:what would you suggest contemporarily if I were looking for a Kubrick experience?
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