Happy Cupcake Adventure! - A Choose Your Own Adventure Thing

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rad resistance
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Sink all their oil tankers.
Cow Cud is a twin.
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Get AIDS and die.

/thread. :drunk:
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Realize you're hungry and eat the cupcake still impaled on your dong.
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Despite your lack of experience with navigating and engaging in combat with a submarine you decide to sink the silly seals' oil tankers and succeed. You don't know when this lake ends. Maybe you can find shelter by some lovely Eskimo couple. As your sweaty palms grip the steering wheel you feel a slight feeling of emptiness in the pit of your stomach. You look down and realize that you still have that cupcake impaled to your dong. You pull it off. Green sprinkles and pink frosting. Just how grandma used to make them. You take a bite from the satisfyingly moist cupcake as you navigate your submarine toward the rising sun.

The End.


Alternative Ending:

You get AIDS and die.

The End.
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Post by Retlaw83 »

This is the most moving piece of fiction I have ever read.
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I gave my left testicle for this movie. I hope you enjoyed.
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This story brought a tear to my eye.
Cow Cud is a twin.
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This story brought a cock to your eyesocket.
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Retlaw83 wrote:This story brought a cock to your eyesocket.
I find this funny because I'm pretty high.
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I also find that picture quite funny. But rather absurd. A cock for an eye is not an ideal thing.
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Post by rein08 »

I think you're in a deep sleep right now.
That's pretty impossible!
Wake up dude.
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Post by rein08 »

That's funny.
Not too nice for a child's eye.
But funny!
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