The Sims Medieval

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:32 pm

Seriously, what the fuck?

Post by **Retlaw83** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:50 am

Didn't everyone live in their own shit under constant threat of starvation with no access to entertainment back then?

Taco-Hero · Post by **Taco-Hero** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:59 am

Sounds like fun.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:27 am

The Guild 2?

Post by **Retlaw83** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 5:09 am

From the sound of it, it's one of those console versions of the Sims.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 6:36 am

THE NEXT MAN OR WOMAN TO WALK ON THE MOON WILL BE

CHINESE

madnath619 · Post by **madnath619** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:45 am

DECAPITATIOOOOOOONNNNNN

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 4:05 pm

I remember when Will Wright allowed outsiders to rape the SimCity franchise so he could make a game about germs evolving into George Bushes and chairs.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 4:35 pm

Remember when Will Wright let outsiders rape SimCity to make a game about people's lives, then he let outsiders rape the Sims so he could make a game about germs evolving into George Bushes.

That's the chronology you're looking for.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:01 pm

Retlaw83 wrote:Remember when Will Wright let outsiders rape SimCity to make a game about people's lives, then he let outsiders rape the Sims so he could make a game about germs evolving into George Bushes.

That's the chronology you're looking for.

Touche, though I did enjoy Sims 2 and I did hate SimCity Societies. And Sims 3.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:36 pm

I prefer the Sims 3 over 2 because of load times, the neighborhood being integrated, and better house building.

What pisses me off about the Sims 3 is it didn't ship with as many options as the Sims 2, so they can sell more expansion packs.

ekkaman · Post by **ekkaman** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:37 pm

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:24 pm

you people bitch about the sims yet you bought all of them

no shit they're making more?

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:31 am

Never played a Sim game in my life except I think Simcity in computer class but I didn't know how to play so I often played another game that allowed me to hit buttons on the keyboard and do stuff I understood.

I will probably never play a Sim game in the future either.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:00 am

SimAnt

Post by **Retlaw83** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:22 am

S4ur0n27 wrote:you people bitch about the sims yet you bought all of them

no shit they're making more?

I'm bitching about the cash-in, low quality console spinoffs and various idiot expansion packs. The base product for all three main Sims games has been solid.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sat Aug 21, 2010 6:43 pm

Blargh wrote:SimAnt

That was great. Do you still have it? Isn't there an online mode?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:49 am

I haven't played it in years.

The last time I did, I found the interface to be very cumbersome. In stark contrast to my earlier memories of it. And stopped. Can't remember as to multiplayer.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:18 pm

Sims ants was the shit i doubt that they'd make anything of the like now days unless you can make it piss itself, starve it and then set it on fire

Medieval was exactly like the rest of The Sims series:
1. Get a goal
2. Juggle needs and wants and jobs
3. Achieve said goals after multiple days (in rl yo)
4. Feel empty and pathetic
5. Wash, rinse, repeat

Username · Post by **Username** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:51 pm

You guys actually play Sims 2-3? Wow.
Talk about coming out of the closet.

I betcha you'll probably buy this one to eh?

Now Sim Ant and Sim Tower, those were games yo!

Anything beyond Sims is like putting lipstick on a pig.
Sure there's an expanded interaction with the outside world. But if you want your sims game to be more of a tool for social interaction instead of any real simulation then go off and play Second Life.

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